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mikeytronasaurus

27 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:39pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Mikey. Okcupid and apathy picked my username, it's rather ridiculous.

I'm a semi-motivated self starter, a fast learner and faster forgetter.

7 years experience in the field of tricycle driving.

I live in an auto shop that was destroyed by fire in the ghetto, it's slowly been turning into an amazing communal castle over the years, but there is still too many projects that we always seem to be behind on. There's pre-production of reality show going on about the house, but most of the footage is too self incriminating; nothing we do is legal or anywhere near up to code.

I'm a builder and destroyer. I love friends, dogs, whiskey, and alleys (in that order).
What I’m doing with my life
More like what is life doing with me
I’m really good at
Amateur surgery
Self sufficiency
Kidding myself
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm overly cocky and filled with anxiety all at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: David Sedaris and Tom Robbins
Movies: Coen Brothers and Paul Thomas Anderson
Shows: Professional Wrestling and Peep Show
Music: D'Angelo and Prince
Food: Dumpstered and Homemade
The six things I could never do without
Miss Elizabeth
Friends
Pedicab
Whiskey
2 for 5
Colt Cabana
On a typical Friday night I am
Adventuring or hibernating depending on the weather
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a long list of deviant behavior.

I'm way more hipster fuckish than I'd like to admit.

I've got a chip on my front tooth, and possibly one on my shoulder. Neither is getting fixed anytime soon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not a player you just crush a lot.