Woah hey there lovely person, welcome to me.

I'm a charismatic bundle of energy, nerves, and laughter with a loud voice and louder personality. I'm pretty much five years old with tastes to match, though my collection of flavored alcohol and my penchant for swearing like to contest that. In my free time I find myself doing various mundane activities such as marathoning tv shows on Netflix, playing video games, making crafts, and herding packs of velociraptors through the jungle regions of South Dakota.
Though I live a secret double life as a superhero, I still have a strange weakness for romantic shit, people who are nice to me, dinosaur chicken nuggets, and Disney movies. (Don't tell anyone, but villains are actually my favorite.)
I cut and dye my own hair and pretend to be a badass whenever possible. Don't let that fool you though; I'm actually a badass. (Nevermind, that's not true.) I have Grand Spectacular Plans for tattoos and facial piercings, but alas, I have a low pain tolerance and as much as I wish I was swimming through piles of currency, I am not a dragon.
I'm fluent in sarcasm, self-deprecation, and movie quotes, and I like to pretend that adulthood and the future aren't things that are already happening. One day I'll have to face the facts, but today is not that day.
Get to know me! I'm cool, I swear.

Pretending it's a musical.

Being fabulous, laughing maniacally, freaking people out, hitting things with my car, making cool shit, and having a good sense of humor.

My hair is always in a state of change, we never know what's going to happen next.

Oh Jesus, here we go. I own over 300 dvds of movies and TV shows, have about six large bookshelves full of novels, and have a pretty decently-sized music library, but I can break it down for you.

Two of my most prized possessions are a boxed set of the extended edition dvds of Lord of the Rings that I got for Christmas one year (which I make a goal to marathon at least twice a year), and a boxed set of Studio Ghibli films that I found at a Salvation Army for $10 (the woman at the counter didn't know what they were!!! Possibly the best thrift store find in the universe). Other faves are Big Fish, Meet the Robinsons, Moulin Rouge, The Ocean's Trilogy, and almost any other Disney movie in existence (though I tend to lean towards the classics). Really I don't tend to be picky when it comes to movies, I have a lot of favorites.

I'm awfully fond of Doctor Who, Torchwood, Downton Abbey, The West Wing, and Game of Thrones, just to name a few. Cartoons have a special place in my heart and I love Adventure Time and Avatar: The Last Airbender, among many others.

Some of my favorite authors are Neil Gaiman, Diana Wynne Jones, Terry Pratchett, and Tamora Pierce. I don't read as much as I'd like or as I used to, but I almost always have a book on hand, and have stacks of books waiting for me to get to them. However, I love love love Good Omens; I don't care if we have anything else in common, if you like Good Omens there's a very good chance I'll like you.

Annnd here's some other assorted things I like! I love comic books (Sandman and Fables are two of my faves. I also like Scott Pilgrim), superheroes (especially Batman), and video games (I just finished Lego Batman 2 and I'm starting LA Noire next, and I'll always have a soft spot for Pokemon). I'm also into a popular webcomic called Homestuck.

Really I have a lot of interests and a lot of favorites and if I kept listing things I'd like, we'd be here forever.

Oh you know. Food. Air. Sleep. The usual.

But ferreal, I would die without my computer, I pretty much spend all of my time online. I would also be awfully sad without anyone to talk to, so friends are nice. Fluffy things are great. Burritos are delicious. Etc.

Cats, superheroes, secret agents, birds, things I would rather be doing.

Causing shenanigans or watching movies. Petting cats and taking names. Getting drunk and playing Smash Bros. Any and all of the above.

I can be a little bit needy and kind of obnoxious!!! Think of me as an over-zealous puppy: desperate for attention but also so adorable that you have a hard time being upset.

I also tend to mask my self-consciousness with the appearance of lots of confidence so it can be very easy to hurt my feelings, even if it doesn't seem that way. Sometimes I can be pretty down on myself!

You want to! If you think I'm cool! If you're cool! If you wanna talk to someone new! If you like exclamation points! If you like dinosaurs! If you're funny! If you think I'm funny! Or for whatever other reason you feel like coming up with!