First and foremost, I'm not on here looking for sex, exclusively. I'm looking for someone that I can connect with on an emotional and mental level. That's not to say I don't like sex, it's just not my primary motivator.
To start, I'm not really interested in a "Cali girl" fore I am not a "Cali Guy". I realize the irony of being in California and not participating in that lifestyle….but it's just not my thing. I do not spend many days at the beach. I just do not like skin cancer and I don't want to be an Orange American. I like the beach on rare occasions (bonfires, for instance) and even then; I will go nowhere near the water because I also do not like puncture wounds, be it needles or broken beer bottles.
I'm also not interested in health freaks. I simply enjoy carbs too much. I'm not obese but I have a little fluff around the mid section. I get wanting to be healthy, I myself enjoy scenic walks but gym rats tend to be vain and really only want to date other gym rats. So, that eliminates me. Also ladies, putting up pictures of yourselves in Bikinis and/or lingerie is the equivalent of mens shirtless pics. I'm glad that you have a body that you're proud of but if that's going to be your best selling point then you should expect to receive emails from men with shirtless bathroom pics...Just sayin'.
Lastly, I am not a god fearing (or loving) man. I fear his fan club far more. I'm a man a science and so shall I remain.
So….who am I?
I'm a relative dork, who spends my free time watching lectures on physics and astronomy as well as recording music and playing live. I can be rigorously sarcastic at times….like now, for instance.
I have a full time job with a decent company that I have been with for several years now. I am financially, mentally and emotionally aware and stable.
I drink socially. I've never done drugs. I have no criminal record (except a fix it ticket) and I'm not a violent lunatic.
I listen to rock music, mostly. Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, Alkaline Trio, etc…But I was raised on olde British rock and older country.
I don't have any selfies nor do I consider myself photogenic. Therefore, I have few "candid" shots of myself and had to use live shots. All my pictures are an accurate portrayal of what I look like. So, there shall be no surprises (except for some facial hair changes, mayhaps)
Despite my sarcasm, I am a really generous and caring individual. I'm the guy you can wake up from a dead sleep to go get you tampons at 3 a.m. without consequence. I'm also not as anti-social as I make myself out to be. I do get out quite often. Lolz.
I realize that this is a long shot but I thought I would try the very avenue that you have chosen to find a potential partner. On that note, without giving away the spoilers, Good luck and may the farce be with you…..