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26 M Lovingston, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:55am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If what i write offends you then you are the PROBLEM not the solution. And chances are you wont even write me which is fine and kinda the point. It weeds out the weak the sluts and the stupid. Im not a taxi service im not a free ride or a meal ticket and im NOT going to put up with your shit. Im done carrying people through life its exhausting. Now that being said if youd like to stand BESIDE me be my TEAMATE my PARTNER and my FRIEND and face life and the worlds many obstacles TOGETHER then please by all means id love to hear from you :)

Girls, stop acting like you want a guy with traits like Romeo.
Bitch! That’s a fucking lie.
You always talk about how every man’s fake and you can’t take it, and you want something real, shut up tramp, save it.
Twice a week you put on your make-up and damn bracelets and head to the club, half naked with your ass shaking.
Pulling a low-life man who claim he cash making. Till you let him hit and find out he works at a gas station.
One of them dudes got you pregnant, and you can’t raise it.
But you caused it, your actions made a fat statement.
You want Romeo? Then act patient.
And stop fronting, like he in the club, posting in the back waiting.
It’s the club, where guys put on a new persona.
After they get loaded with a few Coronas.
They always shouting and wile out with habits that very few condone of.
Then they look for beautiful, brainless bitches like you to bone ‘em.
Then when they leave you, you cry and cry.
Talking ‘bout, "Oh my god I can’t find a guy, I’ve spent so many years and I’ve tried and tried, why am I even on Earth? I should die." You want Romeo, you’re not worthy, you’re cock thirsty. You’re nasty and probably got Herpes.
Sometimes the secret to find, is to stop searching. Try a new formula, cause your last one’s not working.

Getting pretty fed up with online dating. Seems to be where all the drunks crazies whores etc hang out. So if i rate you 5 stars it meens i liked your profile and im interested in getting to know you. That being said im sick of taking the time to write some of yall and not even getting a response. So if your interested please say hi or something. Im much to buzy to waste my time messaging snooty upity dames who are so full of themselves waiting for mr tall dark rich and handsome to message them on ok cupid :-/ seriously if youd like to get to know a REAL hardworking man who has his shit together im right here. Im so sick of little girls playin stupid ass games. Im a grown man i know what i want what makes me happy. I want companionship friendship a home and eventually a family. dinners together adventure and fun trust and honesty. Is that seriously so much to ask for?

Please fit the following criteria...
Honest, faithful, employed, car, in shape, drug and disease free, no felonies, sweet, fun, caring, hard working.

Im a former marine of five years now back in the area working as a 911 dispatcher / carpenter im also in the virginia national guard stationed in staunton. im looking for a sweet gal to get to know and spend all my free time with im a southern gentleman and i have alot to offer someone. im not into bigger ladies im sorry its just not what im attracted to. i work hard and play hard. i dont do drugs and i rarely drink. I love hiking camping tearing up backroads in my jeep wrangler and im moving in a positive direction in my life and need a good girl to share it with. I love to write in the little free time that i do get and everyone seems to enjoy what i create so far im seriously thinking of contacting a publisher but well see :P.

*note* moved into my own place recently and ive been a little buzy dont worry though if you message me ill be sure to respond in a respectable time frame thank you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
my working nights as a 911 dispatcher and during the day i work for capler home building as a carpenter and all around handy man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing just about anything. being chivalrous faithful and dependable. Grilling shooting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes and my posture people have told be that im confident and i carry myself very well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i spend most of my time writing lol so i dont get to read very often :P
Running man
The thing
Tango and cash
Lost in LA
Dawn of the dead
-anything made in the 80s lol-
Five finger death punch
Threat signal
Lindsey sterling
Eric bennet
Ronald jenkees
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, slimjims, energy drinks, iphone, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if my real one and only exsists or if im doomed to spend the rest of my life bouncing from one crazy bimbo to the next :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
enjoying a cold beer and a plate of hotwings with the guys after a long work week. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well i like to be straight forward an honest about everything soo my life is pretty much an open book lol you can ask me anything. other than that im not sure. oh! wait! my ex is in prison for 4 duis in less than a year lol not alot of people know that! i sure know how to pick the winners :/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your independant strong have a job a car and goals you like being treated like a lady and your looking for a sweet hard working man im right here come take me away ;) if you want a guy who takes the time to set the table and prepare a meal for you the kind guy who will give you the jacket off his back and open your car door take care of you when your sick and do whatever he can to make you happy and let you know your on his mind.