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milkshank

33 Augusta, GA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will ignore your monosyllabic message.

I am a lot of different things that I can't explain succinctly. I don't feel like it.

I am either really fun or really boring, it depends on who you are.

I need attention. I have accepted that. I don't care. Pay attention to me. I'll pay attention back.

I am currently spending a bit of my time with TheInternal, and so am here primarily for friendship, anything that develops beyond that is not outside the realm of possibility, but I'll be honest, we BOTH have to like you. If you want a good idea of the kind of person I like, go check out his profile.

If you care about that kind of shit, I am an ISFJ. Woot.

I can't accurately say I identify as bisexual, but the options here are woefully limited.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am making coffee, fumbling through college and trying to pet all of the cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
manipulating the English language, making faces, drinking coffee, expressing righteous indignation, interpersonal diplomacy, singing songs in my car.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I twirl my hair, I look young for my age, I am usually covered in bruises (I am rly inept I guess idk)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will read nearly anything, watch nearly anything, and my favorites are all so old, it doesn't even matter. I am not a film or literature buff. I don't own a television, and if I did I would just plug my computer into it and watch anime RLY BIG.

My favorite movie is The Fifth Element; book, The Hitchhiker's Guide; band, Mates of State, but my favorite piece of music is Bach's Chaconne; and I will eat all of the food, but am leery of beef and pork, hate mayonnaise, and never suggest that I accompany you to a Chinese restaurant.

P.S. I fall asleep during movies. Sorry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I prefer to live my life with the use of a smartphone, my cat of seven years, a very close friend, living near water, going out to eat, and a cute boy to sleep next to.

That said, none of these things are necessary for happiness or life and qualify as expendable luxuries that I would be a fool to take for granted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Loneliness/relationships/community
Sex
Food
"How can I turn this into a joke?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with this super-cute nerd, bullshitting with my best friend or crying about my early ass shift Saturday morning, sometimes, a combination of all three. Rarely, I leave my house and shuffle around downtown's divey ass bar until I leave in a fit of petulant boredom. If I'm gonna socialize, I'd rather be in a home setting. Night life does nearly nothing for me anymore.

Enjoy this unrelated list of shit I'd like to do before I die:

Hot air balloon ride
Live in California
Para-sail
Visit Japan
Visit France
Visit England
Visit pretty much wherever I can
See a man slip on a banana peel
Own a corgi
Build something
Learn an instrument (preferably piano)
Ride my bike along the entire east coast
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of shit makes me cry, it's weird.

Bad sex is a dealbreaker. I have a very specific definition of what constitutes bad sex that the reader is not privy to at this time. That is earned information, I guess.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
DO NOT message me about casual sex. I'll say no now to save you the trouble.
DO NOT message me if you are politically conservative in a way that is influenced by your religion. I already disagree with you and I don't like to butt heads over politics for fun.

Message me if you're local and want to do something outside, play Magic the Gathering, or talk shit over coffee. I love coffee.