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millstone84

20 / f / straight / single

Woburn, Massachusetts, United States

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polite, fairly sarcastic, and goofy

My self-summary Propose an edit

I love making really corny jokes & puns, and I tend to crack myself up. & sarcasm is pretty much my native language. & I still make "that's what she said" jokes. A lot.

Politeness is important to me.

I love road trips.

I tend to have really intense road rage.

I love reading. & rereading great books.

I probably text more than you.

& I have four tattoos (but most of the time, they're all covered).

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Working two jobs & going back to school next month

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Texting, making people laugh, getting sunburned, et cetera

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

People always tell me I smell good. It's kinda my thing.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Coffee & Kung Fu, Stupid and Contagious, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, The Catcher in the Rye, the Harry Potter series and anything by Chuck Klosterman, J.D. Salinger or Jodi Picoult

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wristcutters, Superbad, Say Anything, Garden State, Sixteen Candles, Amelie, The Science of Sleep, Memento, Juno, Fight Club, Gleaming the Cube, Clueless, Zoolander, Harry Potter 4 & 5, Children of Men, Saw 1-3, Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights, Super Troopers and anything written, produced and/or directed by Adam McKay, Judd Apatow or Kevin Smith

Music: Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Lil Wayne, Fall Out Boy, Something Corporate, & some classic songs from the likes of Journey and Queen

Food: Bananas, chicken Caesar salad, grilled cheese sandwiches

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Water, unlimited texting, books, sleep, music and laughter

& because I feel compelled to add a seventh: I probably couldn't live without using ampersands.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

how badly I wish I could teleport.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

alive.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I love watching and making fun of infomercials, especially ones with Billy Mays.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you're not a creeper.

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Questions She Cares About View all

Do you believe in monogamy?

· Yes

· No

· I'm Not Sure
Do you think the public should have access to any literature, regardless of its content?

· Yes

· No; some things should be censored
It's your first date with someone you recently met. At the end she/he says "I think I love you."

· Scary

· Sweet
Is it okay for a married person to play around with someone with the permission of their spouse?

· Yes

· No
How obligated are you to help your fellow human beings?

· Every man for himself.

· Live and let live.

· Charity for those less fortunate.

· Strive to make the world a better place.

Tests She's Taken View all

Title	Her Result - female	Your Result
Title	Her Result - female	Your Result
The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test	84% Brain Cells Left!	Take it!
What language would you be?	Anglo-Saxon	Take it!
The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test	54 Funeral Attendees	Take it!
The Multiple Intelligences Test	Predominantly Linguistic	Take it!
The General Obscure Knowledge Test	Balanced	Take it!