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miltoneinstein

33 / M / straight / Single

Richmond, Virginia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Rather Not Say
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
—
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am smart, dark humored, and damned.

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My Self-Summary

to paraphrase the comedian jimmy carr "if you can sum up your personality in less than 30 words, odds are you don't have a very good one." yeah, that's how i feel about writing these profiles. Although i have to admit, it applies to me.

i also write/say a bunch of crazy sounding just to be different. so don't take it too seriously

What I’m doing with my life

I recently graduated from college after taking a ten year long break and i'm still determining wheter or not if my degree is worth the paper that it is printed on.

(editors note: it is because i just got hired for a "real" job.)

I’m really good at

making obscure references about a series of complex and interlocking subjects (and/or interests) that no one but myself can only hope to understand.

wasting my youth (my high school guidance counselor and my father were both right!)

absolutely nothing.

The first things people usually notice about me

hmmm, good question. being as average looking (let's be honest here) as i am i don't think very many people do.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

i read alot and my literary interests vary, but Jack Kerouac David Foster Wallace and Glen David Gold are my favorite authors.

I could care less about movies, but i love the cinema! (there is a difference you know) however, if i had to choose a favorite movie it would be the magical piece of celluloid called The Red Shoes based on the ballet. it must be seen to be believed.

music: britpop, mostly. and other genres and artists that happen to catch my fancy.

The six things I could never do without

there is only one thing in this world that i could never do without: yes, that's right: the dyson airblade.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how everyday is a struggle to stave off boredom.

On a typical Friday night I am

usually working at my unsatisfying, low paying shitty job.(which is sure to end now that i found employment elsewhere.) i may bitch and moan but the simple fact remains that those bills have to get paid! (bitter much? not me, no sir!)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i am a robot from the future who came here, not to kill the leader of the human resistance before he is born as many of you may think, but to simply listen to british indy rock. mission accomplished!

You should message me if

because i somehow tricked you into thinking that i am an interesting person. (i'm not really. so don't go about thinking that i'm just saying that to get attention, either. you will only end up as severely disappointed in me as my parents.)

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