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miltoneinstein

33 / M / straight / Single

Richmond, Virginia

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what a drag...

I don't know why but i am very disappointed that i just found out that you can't instant message yourself on this website.

I don't know why but i am very disappointed that i justfound out that you can't instant message yourself on thiswebsite.

what a drag...

a halloween joke that only i think is funny

what did the one ghost say to another ghost when they bumped into each other?

You scared the life out of me and I'm a ghost!

Then the second ghost says excuse me I'm on my way to see the phantom of the opera. To which the first ghost replies i hope you have a good time then...

what did the one ghost say to another ghost when theybumped into each other?

You scared the life out of me and I'm a ghost!

Then the second ghost says excuse me I'm on my way to see thephantom of the opera. To which the first ghost replies i hope youhave a good time then...

a halloween joke that only i think is funny

rejection- my old friend

when you are as average looking as i am, rejection becomes a regular visitor in you life wheter you want him to visit or not ("hey there rejection you might as well warm your feet by the fire as you mock my every waking move...")

i don't know why or how this happens, but you meet someone, go out a few times, chit chat on the phone, get fawned upon verbally, ("oh i think you are the bees kness" or some other equilvilent) and then the next day... nada. the person you met and who was all about you the day before decides you don't exist anymore (or at least decides to not return your phone calls.) And there i am, sat there all preplexed on why/how this happened while that dasterdly character, rejection, laughs like a maniac in the background...

oh well, time to dust myself off yet again and keep on living my life...

when you are as average looking as i am, rejection becomes aregular visitor in you life wheter you want him to visit or not("hey there rejection you might as well warm your feet by the fireas you mock my every waking move...")

i don't know why or how this happens, but you meet someone, goout a few times, chit chat on the phone, get fawned upon verbally,("oh i think you are the bees kness" or some other equilvilent) andthen the next day... nada. the person you met and who was all aboutyou the day before decides you don't exist anymore (or at leastdecides to not return your phone calls.) And there i am, sat thereall preplexed on why/how this happened while that dasterdlycharacter, rejection, laughs like a maniac in the background...

oh well, time to dust myself off yet again and keep on living mylife...

rejection- my old friend

what is your favorite fruit?

WHY!?!?!?!

WHY!?!?!?!

what is your favorite fruit?

another interesting thing about this site

Is it just me, or is this a part of a bigger trend due to the economic downturn, but everyone who has contacted me on this site in the past month or so has been unemployed/ in between jobs.

Now, I'm not knocking being unemployed, and I wish you all the best in finding work because being unemployed is a part of life, I just happen to find this trend odd.

Or maybe... it's the fact that I happen to have two jobs that makes people think that I'm some sort of sugar daddy who can help bail them out of a tough spot. Who knows?

Is it just me, or is this a part of a bigger trend due to theeconomic downturn, but everyone who has contacted me on this sitein the past month or so has been unemployed/ in between jobs.

Now, I'm not knocking being unemployed, and I wish you allthe best in finding work because being unemployed is a part oflife, I just happen to find this trend odd.

Or maybe... it's the fact that I happen to have two jobs thatmakes people think that I'm some sort of sugar daddy who can helpbail them out of a tough spot. Who knows?

another interesting thing about this site

The Hurt Locker

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and proclaim that "The Hurt Locker" is the finest piece of cinema made in in the past 30 or so years.

Have at it!

 

I'm going to throw down the gauntlet and proclaim that "The HurtLocker" is the finest piece of cinema made in in the past 30 or soyears.

Have at it!

 

The Hurt Locker

mustard meet shirt!

why does god allow this to happen!?!?! allowing me to ignorantly walk around all day with this atrocity committed to my person?

why does god allow this to happen!?!?! allowing me to ignorantlywalk around all day with this atrocity committed to my person?

mustard meet shirt!

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i'm loving the twix ad that is on this website where you are supposed to help some slubb-ish looking guy in the sweater get the really attractive girl. it's too hilarious because there is no way in real life where a guy like him could end up with a girl that is totally out of his league like her.

speaking of candy bars: how come you can't find mars bars in  stores anymore? i haven't seen one in years but yet mars/m and m's is the hugest candy bar manufactuer in the world. hmmmm...

i'm loving the twix ad that is on this website where you aresupposed to help some slubb-ish looking guy in the sweater get thereally attractive girl. it's too hilarious because there is no wayin real life where a guy like him could end up with a girlthat is totally out of his league like her.

speaking of candy bars: how come you can't find mars barsin  stores anymore? i haven't seen one in years but yet mars/mand m's is the hugest candy bar manufactuer in the world.hmmmm...

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a few things i noticed about this site

I have been fumbling along here on this website for a week or so and I noticed that when someone states in their profile that they like all kinds of music, they always make the caveat that they don't like country and/or rap music. I could care less about those musical genres myself, but what is it about those two genres that is so polarlizing to the general public?

Also what is it about people using pictures of themselves with their children as their main profile picture? I don't mind if someone has children, but it can come across, to me at least, as very off putting.

 

I have been fumbling along here on this website for a week or soand I noticed that when someone states in their profile thatthey like all kinds of music, they always make the caveat that theydon't like country and/or rap music. I could care less about thosemusical genres myself, but what is it about those two genresthat is so polarlizing to the general public?

Also what is it about people using pictures of themselves withtheir children as their main profile picture? I don't mind ifsomeone has children, but it can come across, to meat least, as very off putting.

 

a few things i noticed about this site
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