I'm rarely late, and I have never, ever popped my collar. In my opinion, that makes me pretty fantastic.

I am swell, swanky, and sarcastic

Something I love for another year or so.

-Making people laugh
-Offending the people who didn't laugh
-Sideburns
-Blowing things up
-Being immature
-Spittin' some fly Vanilla Ice rhymes at inappropriate times
-Losing rucksucks on the side of a mountain
-Falling down mountains
-Scissor kicks

I'm really bad at:

-Political correctness
-Sword fighting
-Flying
-Tying ties
-Cat juggling

My eyes, or my over-the-top sarcasm.

Books: The kind that require crayons, and anything written by John L. Plaster.

Movies: Anchorman, Stranger Than Fiction, Numb, The Way of the Gun, and Death to the Tinman.

Television: Californication

Music: Bright Eyes, Brand New, Dustin Kensrue, The Get Up Kids, Hot Rod Circuit, The Hush Sound, Rilo Kiley, We Are Scientists.

Food: Anything that's not Korean.

-The interwebz
-My Zune
-Chuck Taylor's
-Hair
-Fresh socks
-My guitar

stopping, collaborating, and listening.

Being the responsible one that keeps everyone out of jail.

I'm an aspiring pirate. The only law is the law of the sea.

No.