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mimsably

31 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Though my scant knowledge of phonetics cannot offer an exact description of my hometown's local phonological idiosyncrasies, I have, in my desire to dissociate myself therefrom, worked out a reasonably precise caricature of it: A certain rounding of all vowels occurs, followed by a tendency to cluck "tense" vowels as schwas, such that nearly every word has the same pluck and chuckle of that inimitable epithet "huckleberry".

I am self-absorbed, awkward, and splenetic
What I’m doing with my life
SHAKING THE GIVING TREE AND GETTING CONKED ON THE HEAD BY ANGRY COCONUTS
I’m really good at
Cranking the font up super huge and throwing a coupla blink tags on there.
The first things people usually notice about me
My utter lack of marketable skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) "The Sot-Weed Factor" by Barth, "I Served the King of England" by Hrabal, "Tristram Shandy" by Sterne;

b) don't watch movies;

c) Venetian Snares - "Winnipeg is a Fucking Shithole"; The Frogs - "Racially Yours"; Dead C - "White House";

d) HUGE HONKIN' HORSECOCKS
The six things I could never do without
A black, a woman, two jews, and a cripple. And above all talent.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're phony on top / you're phony underneath