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27 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am... an open-minded overanalyzing silly skeptical witty nerdy flirty indecisive easygoing well-intentioned sketchball!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an investigator. Outside of work (okay, and sometimes at work) I enjoy making inappropriate comments, drawing, reading, swimming, hiking, swapping stories, crosswording, dancing, and rooting for the Giants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
balancing knives atop forks
card games
self-effacing wit
making people feel comfortable
making people feel uncomfortable
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the beads of sweat that have shloshed onto them as a result of my vigorous yet silky dancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love scifi, fucked up psychological thrillers, trashy reality tv, motown, and nectarines. And tons of other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, sex, time travel, social interactions, race, class, improving surroundings/self, perspective, colors, corgis, dichotomies, spectrums, information categorization, those characters in that book I'm reading, trajectories, emotions, puns, religions, sciences, honesty, honestly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunkenly trolling okcupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to get a lot more messages when my username was nipslip...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a bit shy
you have a good time going out but are a homebody at heart
you appreciate occasional and understated alliteration
you know how to play spite & malice or are willing to learn