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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 5, 2010
White, Other, —
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Australian living in Ohio. I moved to the USA because I was bored. I'm still bored but at least I'm trying to do something about it :D I'm introverted but friendly. I don't tend to put myself out there on my own but when someone asks I am very open and honest about anything and everything. I enjoy intelligent conversations but I can listen to someone talk about anything.

I hate writing these sorts of things, they're wildly inaccurate anyway because no one really has an accurate perspective on themselves. Will make this better later when I think of something better to write.

I am introverted, awesome, and banana
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have no fucking idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out whether I'll hate a movie from its trailer :P Not cleaning my apartment. Listening to people. Figuring out people's motivations. Eating spicy foods. Making people question themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My accent, my eyes, my willingness to discuss any subject, my lack of pants... wait what?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1984, The Matrix Trilogy, Fight Club, anything by Wes Anderson, The Big Lebowski, Placebo, plenty of other musicians (I guarantee I like at least some music you hate), steak chinese vietnamese indian chicken anything that's good and fast food is fine too, pizza is always good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, music, toilet paper, coca cola, freedom (real freedom), and guns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anarcho-Capitalism and the Austrian school of economics. Libertarianism and politics in general and how abusive people in power reflect the real nature of humanity. Philosophy, life the universe and everything, is there really a dog? Right and wrong, food. Also sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working then going home sitting online then going to sleep. Hey I'll be honest I've nothing else to do that's why I'm here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so lonely I joined a dating site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think I'll message you at some point then you should message me because I probably won't as I don't check whose viewed me. If you live somewhat close to me and want to hang out. If you just want to talk because we have similar interests. Or if you have any suggestions on how to convey my personality via these little boxes :)

Also no fat chicks.

Oh also to all the gay men who keep viewing my profile by all means message me. I'm the gayest straight person you'll ever meet and would be happy to chat. Or make out. No wait what no. I'm straight damnit! Seriously. No really I totally am. But yeah I'm a male fag hag (not really but if you're offended by my use of the word fag message me too!)