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mini_mony

37 F Fogelsville, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I realize many guys won't bother to read this. So, for those: I am NOT on this site looking for a hookup. If you are, please move along.

I'm on this site in the hope of meeting a great guy that I hope to someday call my boyfriend . I am ready and open to meeting that special guy. I'm divorced and learned a lot from it. I spent 14 years with the wrong guy (Yikes, I know!). This translates to me being picky and not willing to settle. I'm hopeful I'll meet a great guy, have a lot in common, be great friends, and we will just click. A relationship will thus just come naturally.

I'm a confident person and enjoy sitting back, relaxing, and having a good time with someone...whether it be going out and chatting over a few drinks, or staying home to watch a movie together. As long as I'm spending time with someone I care about (friend/partner), I'm happy and having a nice time.

I love to workout. For those that it's not a priority in their life, I completely get how you can't fathom how someone could love to intentionally torture themselves. I once thought that, too. Well, I ask you this: Do you enjoy really good sex...where you're working up a sweat? You know that amazing, relaxed, feeling afterwards? That's working out! It's sweat-producing physical activity that creates that incredible endorphin rush feeling in the end! It becomes addicting. Haha! Hey, on the topic...listen to some of the sounds people make at the gym.... Now you are gonna think of me every time you hear a moan or groan ;-)

So, why bring this up? A guy doesn't have to be a gym rat. But, I'm definitely not looking for a couch potato who spends hours in front of the TV or playing video games. He doesn't have to be PlayGirl material (though that would be a perk ;-). What I'm definitely interested in, is a guy who is active and takes pride in himself. Hey, I'm not in model shape, so I don't expect my partner to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a nurse, mom, friend, sister, and aunt. I love hanging out with a friend(s) on any night. As far as hobbies: I love to dance (including playing Dance Central with my daughter and her friends) and play piano. I'm not an expert in either, though! And, heading to the gym to attempt to burn off last night's 1/2 box of ice cream I scarfed and knowing I'm probably having three beers tonight with a friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's see... My parlor tricks are: I am able to sit Indian style (or, criss-cross applesauce for the politically correct folk), with both knees touching the floor, and bend completely over to touch my forehead to the ground (lots of practice sitting Indian style because I'm short and my feet don't touch the ground in most chairs). And, I can maintain a headstand indefinitely. Also, I do very well in push-up contests. That's a bit of a story that I can tell you later. :-) Despite being short, I'm fairly strong for a chick. I'll admit to a very slight Napoleon complex. Being short, I've felt I needed to prove myself. Hmmm...I'm pretty good at playing foosball and I function well on little sleep. And, if you couldn't already tell, my sense of humor. I specialize in sarcasm and playful teasing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. Can't help it when you are this short!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love comedies and action adventure movies. I especially love movies that make me laugh and are a welcome break from everyday stressful life, like:

All The Hangover movies
The Changeup
Old School
Dirty Dancing
Stripes
Wedding Crashers
Grown Ups
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Jackass
Dumb & Dumber
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
You get the drift...

As far as music...my rule of thumb is I like music that makes me want to get up and dance or sing-a-long.

Love a capella groups (Pentatonix, Home Free). Forget foreplay, just let me listen to a deep bass voice singing to me.

Other groups:
Black Eyed Peas
LMFAO
Toby Kieth
Boyz II Men (they do a lot of a capella)
Garth Brooks
Fun
Lady Gaga
Zac Brown Band
Big & Rich
Billy Joel
Johnny Cash
Bruno Mars
Pitbull (ie: dance music!!)
The list goes on...

I honestly don't watch much TV except for movies. I don't even have cable or satellite TV (can you believe that?!). I cancelled it because I was spending lots of money to fill my DVR up with movies and for the kids to watch endless SpongeBob episodes. I do Netflix and Redbox for movies and a tv series here and there. I loved The Walking Dead, LOST, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black. My latest series is How I Met Your Mother.

As for food...I like and eat most everything. I love spicy foods and love trying new foods. I'm probably the least picky eater you will ever meet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A gym
-Sweets--Well, not without some hypnotherapy (yes, I have an addiction) And, admittedly the main thing preventing me from that model body.
-A piano
-Dancing
-Fleece sheets in the fall/winter (100Xs better than flannel!)
-Heat (I hate the cold!)

I left out the obvious (boring...yawn): my children, food, hot showers, water, oxygen, soap, toothbrush, blah, blah, blah...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about what I'm doing tonight with my free time and what I want to tackle tomorrow on my day off (which is ALWAYS more than what I actually get accomplished).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't a typical Friday night for me. I could be out with a friend(s) chatting over a drink, or staying in and watching a movie together, getting some housework done, or just crashing early. Lately I've been doing a lot of chillin on the couch due to being off work from recent knee surgery. I would love to say dancing, but I need more dancing buddies and don't get to do this as often as I would like (gonna have to wait a few months anyway). If I have my kids, we are staying up late, playing a game, and watching a movie together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, this isn't something "private", but something selfish (insert devilish smile here). I guess this would be the appropriate place to reveal, or "admit" this...

I look younger than my age and I LOVE it! I absolutely love when someone asks how old I am. I counter with, "How old do you think I am?" Hehe. I'm mostly told I look between 28 and 30. I still get carded, though less and less frequently. I am secretly dreading the day this stops.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read through my profile to the bottom, and a fair amount of answers to the questions, and still think we would be a good match. If you are less than say...a 65-70%ish match, don't bother messaging me. It's obvious there are enough values we differ on that we aren't compatible for dating.

This profile is your resume. You wouldn't go to an interview disheveled and unshaven. Nothing turns me off more than reading a profile or message of interest permeated with grammatical errors. If you can't appear to have passed 3rd grade, I'm not interested.

Sadly, I've found I need to write this disclaimer:
Please DON'T message me if you are not over your ex. And, when I say "over", I don't mean you still love her. I mean you haven't moved on and she is still ruining your life. Hence, you are not past the anger stage. I've went on enough dates where he talks non-stop about his ex for 40+ min straight, on everything negative...she's a bitch, ruined his life, she took this or that, she constantly is trying to make his life miserable, etc... Someone with so much hate, is NOT attractive nor desirable. Not to mention, I can't help but think, "What happens when I do something to piss him off?" Yeah..it WILL happen. Will he bitch about me incessantly and say all sorts of negative things about me? Remember...you originally chose to be with your ex. At one point you cared about her, and, at the very least, liked her.

Yes, we all have baggage. We both can relate to each other from our past. Our ex's will come up in conversation. But, I want to be with a guy who has put the past behind him and has moved on...ready to enjoy a new chapter in his life.