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28 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Today – 4:33am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Two things are absolutely non-negotiable

1) Kindness
2) Gratitude.

If you do not live your life with kindness and gratitude (or at least aspire to), this will not work. Let's save the messy VHS divvying and dog custody litigation for the less self aware.

I want to share beautiful and interesting experiences with beautiful and interesting people.

Besides that, come without expectations.

Leave room to be pleasantly surprised.

P.S. My name is Alex Pyatetsky. I am the one from Chicago, not the one from Israel. Google away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to end childhood bullying. But not the way you'd normally think. It's a long term project.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the love child of Henry Rollins and Mario Lopez with a 10-day shadow.

My dimples get me out of trouble regularly. My hair attracts the petting hands of strangers and kin alike.

Stick around for 5 minutes and you'll notice that my mouth is as likely to get me into the doghouse as the best of graces - often within those same 5 minutes

Also, that I am a better dancer than them (I would list this as a language, but that's not an option).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I gravitate towards all things soulful and funky, but am open to anything honest and decent. I deeply dislike white table cloth restaurants whose food betrays their pomp and pretense. I'm getting tacos on the way home anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kind people
Beautiful people
Inspired people
Diverse people
Sensual people
Sexual people
Deeply and truly good people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I'm attracted to women with a palpable, intoxicating femininity.

"She was a whole lot of woman, almost enough for two."

Eyes that make others smile.

Smiles that make others melt.

Hair, gorgeous silk, draping over innocent shoulders and curious backs.

Hips, inviting my hands. Something to hold when I look back up again.

Kisses that dizzy.

Voices like bossa nova breeze.

Gentle sunrises and mindful thunder. A raindrop's patter against a roof.

Warmth on a chilly day.

Suffocation on a stormy night.

You. Delicate and indestructible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are generally happy. You enjoy being kind to others. You're not quite a vanilla cupcake.

You are a jazz/funk/soul pianist and can help me accelerate my learning.

Also, send me horrible date stories. They're my favorite.