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IrreverentSap

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I'm at: http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes

For the first 16 years of my life, I refused to accept anything other than heavy metal as music. Then, one day, I was not angry anymore. And my tastes changed.

Similarly, for the past few years, I've been avoiding anything that might look like a serious relationship, and recently, I've gone soft. I want a partner. Not necessarily a wife. But a proverbial "ride or die chick." Someone to be gratuitously nice to, to excessively cuddle with and to hop on planes and disappear into far away lands together.

(I should clarify that this isn't an all or nothing proposition. I'm open to it should the right person come along. Besides, you don't always know right away.)

Two things are absolutely non-negotiable in my life*

1) Kindness
2) Gratitude.

If you do not live with kindness and gratitude (or at least aspire to), this will not work. Let's save the messy VHS divvying and dog custody litigation for the less self aware.

*Major Bonus: Mindfulness/Clarity
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a creative person. I create things. I used to create music and events. And now I create companies. Sometimes I sell them. Other times, I help others realize their visions.

IMPORTANT FACT: I HAVE NO PERMANENT RESIDENCE

In 2013, I sold my company which allowed me to pick up and move. So I did. And then I kept moving. Over the past 2 years, I've lived in Colombia, Mexico, NY, Chicago and LA.

To be clear, this doesn't mean I'm leaving next weekend and a relationship with me is impossible. It means that I'm location independent. I can be/work from wherever I want. It also means I can escape horrible winters for sunny ones, and more generally, pull the trigger on opportunities/curiosities that arise. I'd love to spend some time in Spain, Puerto Rico, and probably many other places. A healthy dose of gypsy spirit/wanderlust would likely go a long way toward a common bond.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the love child of Henry Rollins and Mario Lopez with a 40-day shadow.

My dimples get me out of trouble regularly. My hair attracts the petting hands of strangers and kin alike.

Stick around for 5 minutes and you'll notice that my mouth is as likely to get me into the doghouse as the best of graces - often within those same 5 minutes

Also, that I am a better dancer than them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Talking Heads. Bill Withers. Depeche Mode. Everything soulful. Everything funky.

(Also, Chopin, Satie, Ravel and some others. Ideally on solo piano.)

Charcuterie plates. Tacos al pastor. Non-battered wings. Low-and-slow BBQ. All forms of braised meats.

Books - usually the ones for smart people. Usually non-fiction, but I love me some old Hank Bukowski.

Podcasts. Yes. Please. All the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kind people
Beautiful people
Inspired people
Diverse people
Sensual people
Sexual people
Good people.
Hood people. (It rhymed. Work with me.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hijacking this prompt

-SEXUALITY-

Some people take language for granted. Their reading extends to Facebook posts and listicles. Their attitude - "whatever happens happens."

Others love the art. They immerse themselves in it. Read great authors. Underline beautiful phrases. Attempt their own creations. Refine and rejoice. They expand their vocabulary, scope of references and their style blossoms. Theirs is an endeavor of the human spirit, not merely pragmatism. It's a labor of love. The product, whether light or dark, is always somehow substantive. Filling.

I want a voracious reader. An enthusiastic writer. And a fiercely curious mind.

Self described deviants and adventurers (or aspirers thereto) welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm attracted to women with a palpable, intoxicating femininity.

"She was a whole lot of woman, almost enough for two."

Eyes that make others smile.

Smiles that make others melt.

Hair, gorgeous silk, draping over innocent shoulders and curious backs.

Hips, inviting hands. To be held when looking up again.

Kisses that dizzy.

Voice like bossa nova breeze.

Gentle sunrise. Mindful thunder. Raindrops against a roof.

Warmth on a chilly day.

Suffocation on a stormy night.

Delicate and indestructible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're into lumberjackish, intellectual men.
- The words "Sunday Staycation" sound attractive to you.
- You want to accompany me to Sleep No More.
- You want to take Salsa lessons (or similar)
- You like humans. (Dogs too)
- You have a dog.
- You excel at empathy.
- You take care of your mind, body and soul.
- You want to go to Montauk
- You like Botanic Gardens. I fucking love Botanic Gardens. Feed me all of them.
- You're warm.
- You think you're a beautiful person.
- You're a good communicator and above average problem solver.
- You're not quite a vanilla cupcake (pro tip: same name on FL).
- You're taller than me (yes, I'm into it.)
- ... you're not taller than me (into that too.)

You Should NOT Message Me If
- You have Narcissistic Personality Disorder or sociopathic tendencies
- You are an ice queen or prone to frequent cold-spells
- You're inclined towards drama or acting out of spite
- You expect your mind to be read and take communication with those who care about you for granted.
- You are constantly covered in cat fur. I'm deathly allergic. (Edit: This is 50% joke. If you have everything else going for you, I'm sure this is a surmountable obstacle)