Political Views: Mel Gibson’s “FREEEDOM” scream in Braveheart
Once a promoter for the underground Ice Capades, I was rescued from a life of crime when I found my passion for scrimshaw. This newfound love of the tooth arts had me traveling to the ends of the earth, searching for the perfect Narwhal tusk. I was fortunate enough to crew of some with some of the sea’s finest Captains, such as Dennis “Left Nose” Handover, Snotback Jones, and the world-renown Jack “Alimony Ninja” Jackson. After an awful incident involving laser tag and a Mongolian who felt he was taken advantage of, I was forced to forego maritime ways and ended up state-side returning to my I llegal biddings. My friend Jeff met me when I was peddling smuggled exotic birds in Branson, Missouri’s Skid Row. After seeing me bring an elderly man to tears (in my defense, I couldn’t take 80 bucks for a very gently used Toucan? It’s worth at least C-note!) Jeff confronted me where I broke down and finally admitted he needed help. Since then, Jeff and I have been like brothers. These days you can find me asking for water cups in Arby’s then filling them with soda and daring my hair to grow. My role model is Anthony Weiner and I don't see “what all the fuss was about” in regards to Hurricane Katrina.
Ok, so None of that is true ;) I am 32 years old and live in the North Loop in Minneapolis. I am up to try anything once and am always up for a new adventure. I enjoy nights out just as much as I enjoy staying in and watching a movie.
I like to stay physically active and am looking for someone who likes to do the same. I play soccer pretty much year round and try to make it to the gym most mornings before heading to work.
If there is anything else you would like to know feel free to ask.