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33 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Bats: right
Uppercuts: left
Political Views: Mel Gibson’s “FREEEDOM” scream in Braveheart

Once a promoter for the underground Ice Capades, I was rescued from a life of crime when I found my passion for scrimshaw. This newfound love of the tooth arts had me traveling to the ends of the earth, searching for the perfect Narwhal tusk. I was fortunate enough to crew of some with some of the sea’s finest Captains, such as Dennis “Left Nose” Handover, Snotback Jones, and the world-renown Jack “Alimony Ninja” Jackson. After an awful incident involving laser tag and a Mongolian who felt he was taken advantage of, I was forced to forego maritime ways and ended up state-side returning to my I llegal biddings. My friend Jeff met me when I was peddling smuggled exotic birds in Branson, Missouri’s Skid Row. After seeing me bring an elderly man to tears (in my defense, I couldn’t take 80 bucks for a very gently used Toucan? It’s worth at least C-note!) Jeff confronted me where I broke down and finally admitted he needed help. Since then, Jeff and I have been like brothers. These days you can find me asking for water cups in Arby’s then filling them with soda and daring my hair to grow. My role model is Anthony Weiner and I don't see “what all the fuss was about” in regards to Hurricane Katrina.

Ok, so None of that is true ;) I am 32 years old and live in the North Loop in Minneapolis. I am up to try anything once and am always up for a new adventure. I enjoy nights out just as much as I enjoy staying in and watching a movie.

I like to stay physically active and am looking for someone who likes to do the same. I play soccer pretty much year round and try to make it to the gym most mornings before heading to work.

If there is anything else you would like to know feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an Operations Manager at an Engineering and IT Recruitment and Consulting firm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blanking out when trying to figure out what to write in these things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really enjoy most movies and love trying new restaurants.

Vince Flynn is my favorite author and I am looking for someone with a similar writing style.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I could probably do without everything else if needed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things

Right now I am thinking about working at Taco Bell for a day so I can learn how to roll a burrito without stuff falling out everywhere, but that is because I just made a burrito.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, deck beers at a buddies or home watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My entire self summary is a joke ;)
You should message me if
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You are laid back, like to have fun, enjoy being active.