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24 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm under construction. in an awesome open relationship with sylvaticum. looking for friends and friends-without-clothing, let's talk about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
looking for the silent extinction beyond the zero. back in toronto!!! at george brown for culinary. not on here much so I'm sorry if I'm missing your messages
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
food, karaoke, stressing myself out, run-on sentences, fuckery, having low self-esteem, mario party (like seriously good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
penchant for garish ties, aura of awkwardness, general (affable!!) stormcloud demeanour, trucker mouth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
gibson, pynchon, foster wallace, nabokov, bolano, borges, le guin

l'avventura, who's afraid of virginia woolf?, michael clayton, white ribbon, mulholland drive (inland empire would be here if I could stand the shitty digital camera job) videodrome, the craft, dogville, crazy/beautiful, il deserto rosso, my neighbor totoro, primer, miami connection, the room

twin peaks, the bachelor, enlightened, arrested development, real housewives of atlanta, archer, my boyfriend is now trying to make me watch star trek somewhat successfully, ru paul's drag race

kate bush mostly, with accompaniments of the blood brothers, pierre lapointe, chopin, hot chip, rachmaninoff, chopin, the beatles, violens, fiona apple, leonard cohen, radiohead, dev, white stripes, owen pallett, caribou, timber timbre, beach boys, le tigre, the organ, metric (early), brand new (late), lupe fiasco, xiu xiu, sonic youth, django django, metronomy, MIA, and the shangri-las

i like food a lot and i'm currently in culinary school trying to become a chef, wahoo. i used to be vegan and now I eat nothing but pork, basically. i eat way too much ramen. favourite foods are all of them except tarragon, rosemary, grapefruit, actually most fruit, and pine nuts. anything else i'm pretty much guaranteed to love, meet me for
dinner somewhere?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
salt, water, vinegar, asparagus, coffee, places to escape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
far off places and how to get there, body image, harlequin romances, cults, prescriptivism, money, fermentation, the proper way to incorporate dried spices into fried dishes to ensure no grainy texture, semantics, vegan taco trucks, nonvegan taco trucks, langoš, self-actualization, racism, the probability of nuclear war, board games, narcissism, reality television, de Maillard rxns, julia child, graffiti, the seemingly limitless human capacity for cruelty and stupidity, medieval spice trading, cannabis, etymology, self, self-annihilation, distant places i'd rather be, optimal ways of preparing soup stock, things to do with agar-agar, prosody, regrets, hierarchies of needs, why i decided not to be an epidemiologist, the Joy of Cooking, justifications, where to get coffee, privilege, egoism, bad movies, Budapest, new formalism, escrow agreements, food security, Berlin, always Berlin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
assembling circles of protection against evil
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i still play pokemon. never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are very similar or very different and you want to be friends. this concept can include sex if that's what our friendship entails. you want to be penpals. you're an aspiring (or journeyman, hey!) writer, filmmaker, or other creative type looking to talk about art or literature or want an editor or reader or want to collab or some fink. ladies too plz for friends. we could still try the sex part but it's probably gonna be awkward and unsatisfying.
try me, brahs - i bite, but i rarely break skin.