Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my nipples are sensitive
im a lady of the night.. just kidding.
im too manly for all of you men to handle.
i like nuts. the chile covered ones are okay, salted i dont like
too much, or chocolate covered peanuts are fine too.
my body is covered in scars! gross.
i cant go a day without a shower. no showers = gross.
if i visit your profile more than once im sorry, these damn
thumbnails are hard to see.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sleeping and being slothful. just kidding!
going to school and studying of course.
and i hate everyone. :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything. well almost everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: hatchet was good
shows: Three's Company, and other old ones
music: eh, as long its not whiny redneck music although josh
turners voice is sooo sexy.
food: i dont like onions, tomatoes (ketchup too), steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
living place, food, water, sun, family and my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sleeping, what i'm gonna cook, tomorrow, atrocious grammar,
rappers, and why mostly everything sucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
uh.. heck no! psh. im not admitting anything.
You should message me if
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if you have a small penis. :)
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