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27 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:39pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a scientist (as Robert Pollard once said). Attracted to people who pursue knowledge, truth, beauty, or service. Not attracted to people who pursue wealth. You can decide where your profession falls on that spectrum.

I'm pretty into food, music, cool clothes, and alt comedy. I love learning new stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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PhD student (chemical physics) commuting from the city to Stanford. I can often be found doing experiments alone in a dark basement while having secret solo dance parties. Or doing theory from an equally windowless basement office. Much more of the latter lately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
science, math, geography trivia (you can quiz me on capitals on our first date), getting out on the dance floor, eating, getting silly, interjecting with non sequiturs, karaoke
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt just kidding
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the ancestor's tale, QED, a clockwork orange, surely you're joking mr. feynman, the will to whatevs, a concise history of mathematics, Kasher in the rye, Live from New York, Bossy Pants, The Disaster Artist, the strangest man

tv: tim and eric, tom goes to the mayor, mr. show, arrested development, 30 rock, curb, seinfeld, stella, mighty boosh, peep show, parks and rec, bored to death, portlandia, comedy bang bang, Eric Andre, Check it Out, Nathan for You. I feel strangely self-conscious about the length of this list. Whatever, I'm smart enough to earn the right to list TV as a hobby right?

some comedians not implicitly included in the above: eugene mirman, patton oswalt, louis ck, america's funnyman neil hamburger, hot saucerman aka the world famous scottabott, hannibal buress, PFT, nick kroll, brent weinbach

movies: one flew over the cuckoo's nest, a clockwork orange, the shining, the graduate, wet hot american summer, life of brian, B$M, the room, troll 2

music: the mae shi, the plot to blow up the eiffel tower, dan deacon, los campesinos, pixies, they might be giants, q and not u, modest mouse, elliott smith, guided by voices, pavement

podcasts: COMEDY BANG BANG, the fogelnest files, who charted?, jordan jesse go, go bayside, the poundcast, mbmbam, topics, serial

food: Indian, sushi, Thai, Mexican, spaghett, the Holy Triumvirate of Noodle Soups (pho, ramen, and tom yum gai), fine dining, korean, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dissonance and resolution
New things to learn
Alternative comedy
Good food and beer
Cool clothes
Scientific method
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part
that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a bar or a standup show (actually Saturday is typically a better standup night but I think this addresses the spirit of the question, right? glad you agree.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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im actually closer to 5'10.5'' without shoes. this level of specificity apparently really matters to some people
You should message me if
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you are smart, pretty, fun, and have good taste.

ok bye bye.