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minx_minkoff

36 / F / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:17pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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(guys, please don't really try to crack the code. i just put that there cause i didn't have enough to say to meet the minimum character requirement. and because, uh, i'm a smartass.)
What I’m doing with my life
teaching 4th grade, traveling during the summer, attempting to reduce the amount of time i waste looking at photographs of internet strangers...
I’m really good at
being single, giving advice, teaching (on some days, but certainly not all), making people laugh (except for the ones with a shitty sense of humor), traveling solo, figuring out that you're lying about your age on your online dating profile, befriending small children and old men, obsessing over grammatical errors (like, should i have written "with shitty senses of humor" instead, even though it sounds kinda weird?)
The first things people usually notice about me
that i look 30 years older and 300 pounds heavier than i do in my pictures
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorites, shmavorites. depends on the day, season, setting, company, etc. and if my top ten bands are truly a deciding factor in whether or not you'd want to meet up for a drink, then i doubt we'd be all that compatible anyway. (but i promise i've never been to a dave matthews concert and i don't worship ayn rand.)
The six things I could never do without
occasional glimpses of the ocean, occasional moments of quiet solitude, avocados (i could conceivably live without them but i suspect it would be an empty and meaningless existence), sex, adventures in distant lands, and a secret plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how so many seemingly grown-up people can be completely oblivious to/apathetic about how their actions affect others. (asshole leaning against the pole on a crowded rush hour train, i'm talking to you.) how to maintain my low-stress, healthy and active, carefree summer lifestyle throughout the year.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie at home, or playing with my friends' son before he goes to sleep and then drinking beer or wine and hanging out...

i tend to be a bit of a loner, to be honest--not much of a drinker/partier (even just hearing the word "party" used as a verb sort of makes me cringe), but i'm not completely socially retarded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm really good at and comfortable with being single but, at the ripe old age of 36, i'm beginning to want more than meaningless flings and short-term connections. it's totally cool if that's all you're after (admittedly, i am too some of the time), but just want to be clear that i created this profile with a more noble goal in mind.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you hate to laugh and have fun.

you're in possession of both a pure heart and a dirty mind. you're a sexy, smart, kind grown-up who is open to a multitude of possibilities...

also, if you're ok with the fact that there's a good chance i won't respond. i've sent out plenty of unreturned messages here myself, so i can dish it as well as take it, for what it's worth.