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I am something, something, and something else....
My Self-Summary
I think most people have to figure me out for themselves...
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a post-grad law student doing the Legal Practice Course
in Birmingham. Hopefully the mountain of paperwork that is my life
at the moment will lead to a nice cushy job as a Crown Prosecutor.
Also volunteer as a Special Constable with West Mids Police so I'm
experiencing the more "hands-on" side of the law as well :)
I’m really good at
Hmmm...not a helluva lot. I guess I'm 'ok' at quite a few things,
but I don't think I've found anything to really excel at yet...
The first things people usually notice about me
My tendency to say a large quantity of stupid things in an
impressively short space of time...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books - 'The Catcher in the Rye', 'The Illiad', 'The Odyssey', 'The
Bell Jar', 'Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?' & 'Great Lies
To Tell Small Kids'.
Movies - far too many to list.
Music - anything and everything.
Food - anything the government and Jamie Oliver says will kill
me...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex - I'm single and male; what can I say? At least I'm
honest.
That said, there's usually an eclectic assortment of crap bouncing
around in my head at any particular moment, so thankfully not too
pre-occupied with pervy-ness :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends what opportunities arise.
You should message me if
You're interesting, and any of the following applies to you (or
they don't and you feel like arguing about them...);
- You despise Russell Brand;
- You think Bill Hicks was a genius;
- Bruce Springsteen's music makes you feel all tingly;
- X Factor (and/or other reality TV) is destroying your faith in
humanity;
- You're a fellow law student and are tired of people trying to get
free legal advice;
- You disagree with Boris Johnson's politics, but still find him
bloody hilarious;
- You think Simon Cowell is evil incarnate, but can't help admiring
his ingenuity;
- You have never even contemplated voting BNP and thought that
edition of Question Time made the licence fee totally worth
it;
- Mock The Week is an essential part of your TV viewing-schedule.