Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am educated, funny, compassionate and loving. I cook, garden and
take care of my beautiful son. I have strong family values and
would like my partner to have the same.
I continually seek to better myself both spiritually, emotionally
and intellectually. I'm a bit of a nerd, the girl who like sci-fi
and fantasy, has played mmorpgs, and can beat you at Settlers of
Caatan. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, blame it on being a writer, so
please if you message me, keep that in mind. Full complete
sentences are more of a turn on than one might think!
I love to smile and laugh. My sense of humor is broad, everything
from self-degradation to plain out silliness, but I also love to
debate, anything that stimulates the mind!
So ya, I'm divorced, I have custody of my son, and I'm
overweight..just so I'm open with my major deal breaking criteria.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved to Michigan and getting settled in.
Mostly I am raising the love of my love, my 8 year old son.
Additionally, trying to find a job in this god-awful economy that
isn't just temporary, and pays more than free-lance writing. But
hey making peanuts is better than no peanuts. (which is an odd
statement because I really hate peanuts, unless they are in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I make a mean steak for you carnivores out there. But I
love to experiment and try new things. I probably have a few dishes
from many different ethnicities that I can prepare.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Unfortunatly, my breasts. They are obscenely large. Well I'm big
girl, but the boobs are bigger than they should be even for
I'd like to say they notice my shiny dark hair, or my fair skin, or
my blue eyes..but mostly I see people looking at the girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok..I'm probably a total geek..
Books my favorites are probably the Harry Potter series, they are
just a nice light read.
Terry Pratchett is another of my favorites, Discworld novels in
particular. He just has an amazing sense of humor.
A deep love for Jane Austen probably establishes me as a complete
Anglophile. If you know who Mr. Darcy is and better yet have some
of his personality traits, I may have to fall in love.
I also enjoy a smutty historical romance on occasion, I mean who
can resist the ultimate stud wooing the fair maiden?
As for movies, I like many different movies in many different
genres, I just cant tolerate graphic violence. I like over the top
dirty comedy though, like John Waters and Kevin Smith films. And I
also really love those clean cut family comedies like Babe and
Princess Bride is probably my all-time favorite movie of all,
followed closely by Immortal Beloved.
Music, as with just about everything else about me, I have a wide
range of tastes. Mostly I'm true to my generation and still love
the 80s music. But I love something from everything, from hip hop
to bluegrass and classical to southern rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, down blankets, coffee, printed books, the internet and my
cast iron skillet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my son a good man as a single parent. How to stay on my
feet during rough times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably tucked my son into bed and looking to relax with a book or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to eat marshmallows with saltines.
You should message me if
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