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39 Rochester Hills, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 7
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Has kids and might want more
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am educated, funny, compassionate and loving. I cook, garden and take care of my beautiful son. I have strong family values and would like my partner to have the same.

I continually seek to better myself both spiritually, emotionally and intellectually. I'm a bit of a nerd, the girl who like sci-fi and fantasy, has played mmorpgs, and can beat you at Settlers of Caatan. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, blame it on being a writer, so please if you message me, keep that in mind. Full complete sentences are more of a turn on than one might think!

I love to smile and laugh. My sense of humor is broad, everything from self-degradation to plain out silliness, but I also love to debate, anything that stimulates the mind!

So ya, I'm divorced, I have custody of my son, and I'm overweight..just so I'm open with my major deal breaking criteria. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved to Michigan and getting settled in.

Mostly I am raising the love of my love, my 8 year old son. Additionally, trying to find a job in this god-awful economy that isn't just temporary, and pays more than free-lance writing. But hey making peanuts is better than no peanuts. (which is an odd statement because I really hate peanuts, unless they are in m&ms)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I make a mean steak for you carnivores out there. But I love to experiment and try new things. I probably have a few dishes from many different ethnicities that I can prepare.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Unfortunatly, my breasts. They are obscenely large. Well I'm big girl, but the boobs are bigger than they should be even for that.

I'd like to say they notice my shiny dark hair, or my fair skin, or my blue eyes..but mostly I see people looking at the girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ok..I'm probably a total geek..

Books my favorites are probably the Harry Potter series, they are just a nice light read.

Terry Pratchett is another of my favorites, Discworld novels in particular. He just has an amazing sense of humor.

A deep love for Jane Austen probably establishes me as a complete Anglophile. If you know who Mr. Darcy is and better yet have some of his personality traits, I may have to fall in love.

I also enjoy a smutty historical romance on occasion, I mean who can resist the ultimate stud wooing the fair maiden?

As for movies, I like many different movies in many different genres, I just cant tolerate graphic violence. I like over the top dirty comedy though, like John Waters and Kevin Smith films. And I also really love those clean cut family comedies like Babe and Matilda.

Princess Bride is probably my all-time favorite movie of all, followed closely by Immortal Beloved.

Music, as with just about everything else about me, I have a wide range of tastes. Mostly I'm true to my generation and still love the 80s music. But I love something from everything, from hip hop to bluegrass and classical to southern rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, down blankets, coffee, printed books, the internet and my cast iron skillet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my son a good man as a single parent. How to stay on my feet during rough times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably tucked my son into bed and looking to relax with a book or movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to eat marshmallows with saltines.
You should message me if
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You want a funny, honest and warm woman. If you can come up with an opening message that doesn't merely contain comments about my tits, body or looks.