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mischkapeesh

30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now i'm laughing about how it's illegal to frown at cows in Canada. And how the country code for Russia is "007".

I throw everything I have into the three most important things in my life: my business, my passion for theater, and my close friendships. I'm an advice-giver and an intense listener. Especially over a hot chai.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At night I act and sing in musicals (when I can). During the day I run a small ad agency (kind of like mad men, but minus yknow all the day drinking and smoking...ok maybe just minus the smoking).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a great conversation with a friend over coffee.
Cringe-worthy puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How intense I am when I listen to people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Kafka, the man was so messed up and in touch with the world that closed him out of it. Murakami, 1Q84 is amazing you have to read it now. Philip K Dick, again another man who was batshit insanely genius.

Movies: Adaptation, Ghostbusters, Memento, American Psycho, The Prestige, The Core (arguably the best movie ever made).

Food: Mmmm Sushi, and little chihuahuas...the restaurant, not the animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) App that tells me when Muni is arriving
2) Those little floss things that look like swords
3) Aluminum water bottle -- I'm more hydrated than a soccer field in seattle
4) McSweeneys
5) Peanut butter and bananas
6) Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future civilizations. And pie. Usually pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming up with inside jokes with the roommates, so we can put them on twitter for no one to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an australian citizen. But don't tell the US government, they'll think I'm a spy.
You should message me if
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You value honesty and communication. And you think puns are hilarious.