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  • Ages 18–28
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My details

Last online
May 10
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm focusing on my career, my passions, my friends, and meeting the right person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wow, this question just made me all existential for a bit. What AM I doing with my life??

I guess, in short, taking every adventure as it comes. I strongly believe that the best parts of life are unscripted and unplanned.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Coming up with crazy movie ideas that should never be made
-Cringe-worthy puns
-Apologizing for said puns
-Saying "hashtag sorry i'm not sorry" after apologizing
-Apologizing for saying "hashtag" anything
-Going on tangents
The first things people usually notice about me
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That it looks like I wet my pants, cuz I leaned against the bathroom sink counter... Dammit, really?

And my faded australian accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Goldfinch. Anything by Kafka, the man was so messed up and in touch with the world that closed him out of it. Murakami, 1Q84 is amazing you have to read it now. Philip K Dick, again another man who was batshit insanely genius.

Movies: Adaptation, Ghostbusters, Memento, American Psycho, The Prestige, The Core (arguably the best movie ever made).

Food: Sushi, and little chihuahuas...the restaurant, not the animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) App that tells me when Muni is arriving
2) Those little floss things that look like swords
3) Aluminum water bottle -- I'm more hydrated than a soccer field in seattle
4) The Daily Show (or now Last Week long Mr Stewart)
5) Peanut butter and bananas
6) Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future civilizations. And pie. Usually pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming up with inside jokes with the roommates, so we can put them on twitter for no one to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm also an australian citizen. And hey NSA, you can stop listening now. No seriously stop, I can hear you breathing, and it's very distracting.
You should message me if
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You read the New Yorker just for the cartoons.