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sirmisch

31 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm focusing on my career, my passions, my friends, and meeting the right person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wow, this question just made me all existential for a bit. What AM I doing with my life??

I guess, in short, taking every adventure as it comes. I strongly believe that the best parts of life are unscripted and unplanned.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Coming up with crazy movie ideas that should never be made
-Cringe-worthy puns
-Apologizing for said puns
-Saying "hashtag sorry i'm not sorry" after apologizing
-Apologizing for saying "hashtag" anything
-Going on tangents
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That it looks like I wet my pants, cuz I leaned against the bathroom sink counter... Dammit, really?

And my faded australian accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Goldfinch. Anything by Kafka, the man was so messed up and in touch with the world that closed him out of it. Murakami, 1Q84 is amazing you have to read it now. Philip K Dick, again another man who was batshit insanely genius.

Movies: Adaptation, Ghostbusters, Memento, American Psycho, The Prestige, The Core (arguably the best movie ever made).

Food: Sushi, and little chihuahuas...the restaurant, not the animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) App that tells me when Muni is arriving
2) Those little floss things that look like swords
3) Aluminum water bottle -- I'm more hydrated than a soccer field in seattle
4) The Daily Show (or now Last Week Tonight...so long Mr Stewart)
5) Peanut butter and bananas
6) Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future civilizations. And pie. Usually pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming up with inside jokes with the roommates, so we can put them on twitter for no one to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm also an australian citizen. And hey NSA, you can stop listening now. No seriously stop, I can hear you breathing, and it's very distracting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read the New Yorker just for the cartoons.