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26 Bethesda, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 25, 2014
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
13.8 billion years of molecules bonking around somehow ended up creating me, a collection of molecules bonking around that knows it's a collection of molecules bonking around. Go figure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swapping deckchairs on the Titanic
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
critical reasoning, cat petting, arts and crafting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
crazy eyes, killer cheekbones, esoteric vocabulary
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Gravity's Rainbow, The Red Queen, History of Western Philosophy, The Selfish Gene, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Before the Dawn, Food Court Druids Cherohonkees and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Catflexing, The Thing on the Doorstep, The Fungi of Yuggoth, Beyond Good and Evil, How to Win Friends and Influence People, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living

Comics: Achewood, Cat and Girl, Uzumaki, Parasyte, Manhole, Gyo, Kliban

TV: The Rockford Files, Home Movies, American Horror Story, Eek the Cat, MST3K, Adventure Time, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, The Twilight Zone,TV Carnage,

Movies: Schizopolis, Scanners, Videodrome, American Psycho, Springbreakers, Tokyo Gore Police, Fido, Pontypool, They Live, Birdemic, The Room, Zelig, Sleeper, What's Up Tiger Lily, The Mouse That Roared, The Ruling Class

Music: Of Montreal, theStart, Devo, Brad Sucks, Neon Indian, TV on the Radio, Gary Numan, Passion Pit, Harvey Danger, Crystal Castles, Crystal Stilts, Ministry, Combichrist, The Talking Heads, The Fuggs, Interpol, CCR, Wynonie Harris, Moog cover versions of everything, Space, Foster the People, Tame Impala, Hesta Prynn, CSS, Le Tigre
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. questions
2. answers
3. iced green tea
4. doubt
5. depeche mode
6. chillwave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, human evolution, consciousness, emergent properties of complex systems, starfish wearing party hats, 3D printing biotech
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kicking it until I need new shoes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born a unicorn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to go to museums and nerd out
-you'd like to get drinks and discuss obscure topics
-you know your Pynchon novels
-you enjoy talking about DIY projects in excessive technical detail.

Don't message me if the only thing we have in common is thinking I'm pretty attractive looking.