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40 Aberdeen, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37-47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:48am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've hurtled towards 40 at an alarming rate and I believe the best days of my life are right now and yet to come. I grow less cynical with age and am more hopeful now than I've ever been. Maybe it's delusion, whatever, it keeps me warm at night. Something has to since the position of 'warm at night keeper' is currently vacant.

I am now hurtling on roller skates. And man can I skate. Dude, i am sooooo good on 8 wheels.

I'm looking for someone whose head is turned by intelligence, character and experience, someone I can share interests, goals, fun times and unbridled passion with. Someone with broad enough shoulders to be able to take the slack for me sometimes, i'd like a bit of looking after. (And just in case anyone's picked that up wrong, I don't mean financially).

I am massively turned on by wit and intelligence. I like a man I can respect and look up to.

I'm not looking for no strings fun. Really, I'm sure about that. And please no sexy chat, I don't know you.

I'm really not interested in much younger men.

Picky? Me? Yes. I won't respond to empty profiles, no photo or a message that says nothing more than "hi how r u". You're making a pretty bad first impression.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm half an accountant. I'll be a whole one in a few years. I regularly find myself thinking "how the fuck did I end up here?" I work for charities. The pay isn't amazing but it suits my social conscience to earn less and make a difference. I'm changing the world one invoice at a time.

Eventually I'd like to be my own boss.

I dream of running my own brewery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a terrible housewife. And i mean really, really terrible.

Sneaky dancing on escalators.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My presence. Its like a cold feeling comes over you even before I'm in the room.


I think my smile. My eyes maybe? Probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read so many books I can only afford to buy them from charity shops now. I have a habit. I struggle to let go of them once I have them, which is why the library is of no use to me.

Music is a very personal thing. Music snobbery is a huge turn off.

Food will be my downfall.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses or contact lenses
0 - 9
all the good people
second hand books
a nice cup of tea love
hope, potential and optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ledgers. Debits. Credits.

How early is too early to go to bed?

If I'll ever do a spontaneous dance routine with lots of other people, entirely unrehearsed like they do in the filums.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether it's my weekend with the kids or not.

If I'm free, I'll either go out for some food and some nice beer or sit at my kitchen table with a good friend, some red wine and smelly cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a violent psychopath who murders his victims; all unsuspecting men I initially meet on the internet.

Fuck. I was supposed to keep that to myself. Forget I said that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dare.


You have a favourite word you'd like to share with me. My current favourites are tardy and nuance. Actually tardy has been at the top of the charts for years now, nuance is new in.