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mispict

39 F Aberdeen, UK

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 35–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Apparently I was voted "funniest girl" in my year at school. I am actually a hoot, I promise. For some reason, my profile makes me sound like a boring accountant. Oh wait...

I'm hurtling towards 40 at an alarming rate and I believe the best days of my life are right now and yet to come, unfortunately I don't have the privileges of youth that seem to make it all come so easily. I wouldn't trade it though, give me the self assurance and serenity gained with experience over skin elasticity and pert boobs any day.

I grow less cynical with age and am more hopeful now than I've ever been. Maybe it's delusion, whatever, it keeps me warm at night. Something has to since the position of 'warm at night keeper' is currently vacant.

I'm looking for someone whose head may well be turned by sprightly young things in heels and small dresses (whose isn't) but is rather more taken with intelligence, character and experience, who is looking for someone they can share interests, goals, fun times and unbridled passion with. I want a shared life with someone with broad enough shoulders to be able to take the slack for me sometimes. After 20 odd years of being strong and independent and looking after myself perfectly well thank-you very much, I find myself turning my back on independence and wanting a bit of looking after. (And just in case anyone's picked that up wrong, I don't mean financially).

I am massively turned on by wit and intelligence. If you're funnier and cleverer than me, I'm gunna want you so bad, oh yeah, uhuh. I like a man I can respect and look up to.

I'm not looking for no strings fun. Really, I'm sure about that. And please no sexy chat, I don't know you.

I'm really not interested in much younger men.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Most of my time is taken up working and raising two handsome almost teenaged boys. The reek of testosterone in this house gets stronger by the day. Don't let that put you off, somehow I've managed to raise two lovely young men. But, well, teenage hormones...

I seem to have a bit more free time now they're a bit older. I'm currently looking for ways to fill that time.

I've just finished a two year accountancy course. I regularly find myself thinking "how the fuck did I end up here" but I've decided to be a punk accountant. I seem to have a bit of a thing with numbers; I like how black and white it all is. It came as something of a surprise.

I work for a charidee. The pay isn't amazing and I could earn twice as much in this oil soaked city, but it suits my social conscience to earn less and make a difference. I'm changing the world one invoice at a time.

Eventually I'd like to be my own boss. But I'm a few years away from getting the qualifications and experience under my belt that will allow me the freedom to set my own work schedule.

I dream of running my own brewery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, numbers, reading, talking, ignoring housework, making grand gestures, remembering the small things, chewing the fat, kissing, dancing, impressions, talking the talk and walking the walk. I am excellent at all of these things.

I'm a terrible housewife. And i mean really, really terrible.

Sneaky dancing on escalators.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My presence. Its like a cold feeling comes over you even before I'm in the room.

OR

I think my smile. My eyes maybe? Probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read so many books I can only afford to buy them from charity shops now. I have a habit. I struggle to let go of them once I have them, which is why the library is of no use to me.

Music is a very personal thing. Music snobbery is a huge turn off. Unless its something like Cher "Believe" in which case I shall be turning my nose up and would prefer if you did too.

Food will be my downfall. If I could feel comfortable being really fat, I think I would give into it and just eat all the time. But I can't so I don't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses or contact lenses
0 - 9
all the good people
second hand books
a nice cup of tea love
hope, potential and optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ledgers. Debits. Credits.

How early is too early to go to bed?

If I'll ever do a spontaneous dance routine with lots of other people, entirely unrehearsed like they do in the filums.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether it's my weekend with the kids or not.

If I'm free, I'll either go out for some food and some nice beer or sit at my kitchen table with a good friend, some red wine and smelly cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a violent psychopath who murders all his victims; all unsuspecting men I initially meet on the internet.

Fuck. I was supposed to keep that to myself. Forget I said that.
You should message me if
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You dare.

Or

You have a favourite word you'd like to share with me. My current favourites are tardy and nuance. Actually tardy has been at the top of the charts for years now, nuance is new in.