Slowly growing out of the rebellious stage, too old to be arsed with statement making, too young to accept that the nose ring has to go. Impressed by grown men on skateboards.
I like my men like I like my bread... seedy.
Cynical with a hint of eternal hope, its a confusing combination.
Frigid with a hint of slutty. Keeps us both guessing.
Flagrant, shameless misuse of punctuation. Unwilling to move on that. If that offends you and you want to correct me on it, you'd best stop reading now.
Mostly to be found with nose in book. I would happily waste my life reading.
Made in Scotland. Handwash only
I'm not interested in no strings fun, I'm totally sure about that. Really.
Also, if you're under 30 (years not centimetres) best keep going. I can safely say I am not attracted to much younger men.
Those last two points - the bits about no strings and under 30 - I really mean it. Really. I do.