Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
valentines day. woke up alone on the sofa fully dressed, all the
lights on, the taste of sambucca still strong, half eaten kebab on
the table, contact lenses glued to my eyeballs, still
I love me, could you?
Apparently I was voted "funniest girl" in my year at school. I am
actually a hoot, I promise. For some reason, my profile makes me
sound like a boring accountant. Oh wait...
I'm hurtling towards 40 at an alarming rate and I believe the best
days of my life are right now and yet to come. I grow less cynical
with age and am more hopeful now than I've ever been. Maybe it's
delusion, whatever, it keeps me warm at night. Something has to
since the position of 'warm at night keeper' is currently
I'm looking for someone whose head is turned by intelligence,
character and experience, someone I can share interests, goals, fun
times and unbridled passion with. Someone with broad enough
shoulders to be able to take the slack for me sometimes, i'd like a
bit of looking after. (And just in case anyone's picked that up
wrong, I don't mean financially).
I am massively turned on by wit and intelligence. If you're funnier
and cleverer than me, I'm gunna want you so bad, oh yeah, uhuh. I
like a man I can respect and look up to.
I'm not looking for no strings fun. Really, I'm sure about that.
And please no sexy chat, I don't know you.
I'm really not interested in much younger men.
Picky? Me? Yes. I won't respond to empty profiles, no photo or a
message that says nothing more than "hi how r u". You're making a
pretty bad first impression.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Most of my time is taken up working and raising two handsome almost
teenaged boys. The reek of testosterone in this house gets stronger
by the day. Don't let that put you off, somehow I've managed to
raise two lovely young men. But, well, teenage hormones...
I seem to have a bit more free time now they're a bit older. I'm
currently looking for ways to fill that time.
I've just finished a two year accountancy course. I regularly find
myself thinking "how the fuck did I end up here?" I've just started
the second stage of my studies through my work for a charidee. The
pay isn't amazing but it suits my social conscience to earn less
and make a difference. I'm changing the world one invoice at a
Eventually I'd like to be my own boss.
I dream of running my own brewery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, numbers, reading, talking, ignoring housework, making
grand gestures, remembering the small things, chewing the fat,
kissing, dancing, impressions, talking the talk and walking the
walk. I am excellent at all of these things.
I'm a terrible housewife. And i mean really, really terrible.
Sneaky dancing on escalators.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My presence. Its like a cold feeling comes over you even before I'm
in the room.
I think my smile. My eyes maybe? Probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read so many books I can only afford to buy them from charity
shops now. I have a habit. I struggle to let go of them once I have
them, which is why the library is of no use to me.
Music is a very personal thing. Music snobbery is a huge turn
Food will be my downfall.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses or contact lenses
0 - 9
all the good people
second hand books
a nice cup of tea love
hope, potential and optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ledgers. Debits. Credits.
How early is too early to go to bed?
If I'll ever do a spontaneous dance routine with lots of other
people, entirely unrehearsed like they do in the filums.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether it's my weekend with the kids or not.
If I'm free, I'll either go out for some food and some nice beer or
sit at my kitchen table with a good friend, some red wine and
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a violent psychopath who murders his victims; all unsuspecting
men I initially meet on the internet.
Fuck. I was supposed to keep that to myself. Forget I said that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a favourite word you'd like to share with me. My current
favourites are tardy and nuance. Actually tardy has been at the top
of the charts for years now, nuance is new in.
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