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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 15
5' 6" (1.68m)
Special Diet
Catholicism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
That's right. I'm a catholic raging alcoholic, and I take both of those things very seriously. Not interested in meeting anybody right now, but feel free to hit me up if you want to discuss theoretical physics.

Disclaimer: Much like the FAQ section of Cards Against Humanity, if anything on my profile makes you feel unduly confused, This is Probably Not for You.

"Спасибо. Я люблю капусту. До свидания."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Advocating entropy
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
var whatImGoodAt = console.log("Pokemon Leafgreen");

if(whatImGoodAt === true) {
return "I'm gonna be the very best";
return "like no one ever was";
} else {
console.log("I should start sleeping at night");

var pokemon = prompt("Is MewTwo better than Mew?");

if(pokemon === "yes"){
return "No it's not you uncultured heathen.";
} else if(pokemon === "no"){
return "Congratulations on being right you classy motherfucker.";
} else {
console.log("Go watch the movies")

confirm("I pour the milk before the cereal. Haters gonna hate.");

var how = "I do not, in fact,"
var many = "believe that this section"
var chucks = "constitutes being considered a"
var would = "real program"
var a = "nor is my javascript"
var woodchuck = "exceptional considering that"
var chuck = "I don't actually know"
var if = "javascript"
var A = "I prefer c++"
var Woodchuck = "and unless you are actually"
var could = "running my code through a compiler"
var Chuck = "which would be weird"
var wood = "it doesn't matter if there are bugs"

console.log(how many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if A Woodchuck could Chuck wood);
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing personality. Ba dum tssss. No really though, the first thing they notice is my lazy eye and the fact that I smell vaguely of cabbages.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The inability to count to six, which saves me a lot of time when filling out forms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dogs sneezing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Downing tequila and passionately sermonizing to my cat
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fucking hate bicyclists. Especially the ones with the long helmets. 100 points if you clip them with the passenger side door.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not going to send me creepy shit about your dick size. If I wanted to get screwed badly I'd be doing my taxes right now. Eyoo.

If you're not creepy, disregard above paragraph.

Ask me if I enjoyed the marvelous sunshine we're having today. Go on. I dare you.