Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are;
As swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
As mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Then I am very keen to hear from you.
All the essentials you need to know in a list;
* Left Handed
* 18, 38DD
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having an existential crisis, most likely.
I also work. I like working. My current routine makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking up space
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No one reads this bit;
The Second Sex
Marina & The Diamonds
The Lion King
Peep Show or I'm Alan Partridge
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyes (not just mine, other people's too)
My own space
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the English language sounds to a non-English speaking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching the tears of virgins and marauding for flesh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read Marquis de Sade's Justine and enjoyed it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a soul.
You're a bit weird, nerdy or have eccentric / deviant
You like cats.
You like a bizarre mix of acute girly ditziness combined with hard
logic*, the mouth of a soldier, a posh accent and sarcasm.
*Occasionally PMT interferes with the hard logic bit.
Who are you looking for?
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