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miss_T_Pans

24 F Oxford, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If you are;

As swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
As mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Then I am very keen to hear from you.

So I'm totally changing this up and going to be very blunt about it. SO, things you should know about me:

- I am a very busy young woman, I don't have time for any kind of relationship beyond sex atm.

- That doesn't mean I'll bang anyone, I am quite picky. Generally you've gotta have beauty AND brains.

- I am a size 18 and I also go out running and swim. Yes I'm a fat girl who exercises. WHO KNEW.

- I'm a bit of a size queen.

- Just because I'm only really looking for sex that doesn't mean you have to mention, refer to or ask for sex in your first message to me.

- I prefer to live to work than work to live.

- Gin & Tequila are my poison

- I am a massive non-misandrist liberal sex-positive feminist

- As much as I love so called equality, I also LOVE being spoilt by a guy.

- As seems to be fairly common for my generation, I live with my parents atm, so you absolutely must have your own place or be willing to pay for nice hotels ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the evil events ticketing industry.

Finding myself.

Getting harder, better, faster, stronger.

Going scarily straight edge - I gave up smoking weed 6 months ago, and I gave up cigarettes about a month ago.

Trying not to waste it.
I’m really good at
Oral sex
Writing blunt and/or pretentious OKC profiles
Languages
Asking 'why'
Purring
Roasting Chicken
Wasting Cups of Tea
Out-eating Men
Kissing
Quoting Peep Show
Being inappropriate
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a weird name. How well spoken I am. Sparkles. Boobs. Big blue eyes. I don't know, it's all a bit cliche.

Probably actually that my glasses are slightly wonky? Or maybe it's just my face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*Music*

Marina & The Diamonds, Mama's Kumquat, The Hair Blair Bunch, The Orgazoid, Rihanna, Grimes, Angel Haze, Deap Vally, Alanis Morisette, Kate Nash, The XX, Jake Bugg, Lana Del Rey, Friends, Rhye, Dizzee Rascal, Nina Simone, The Prodigy, 2ManyDJs, Soulwax, Beyonce, Chase & Status, Delilah, Aretha Franklin, Chemical Brothers, Lily Allen, Charli XCX, Cocknbullkid, Eminem, Elvis, Jack Off Jill, Cajun Dance Party.

*Books*
The Second Sex by Simone De Beauvoir
Cunt by Inga Musico
Bossypants by Tina Fey
The Ethical Slut
Kill Your Friends by John Niven
Business Secrets of The Pharaohs
Faster Than The Speed of Love
How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran

I am currently reading Nietzche.

*Films*
Disney (obvs), Mean Girls, Easy A, Kill Bill, Human Traffic, Requiem for a Dream, Mamma Mia!, Cruel Intentions, Quills, Harry Potter, The Notorious Bettie Page, Marie Antoinette, Frozen, Mulan, Kindergarten Cop, The Breakfast Club, Snatch.

Anything with Emma Stone.

*TV*
Peep Show, Fresh Meat, IT Crowd, Bad Girls, Sugar Rush, The Apprentice, Jerseylicious, My Super Sweet 16, Nighty Night, Boardwalk Empire, The Tudors. Any kind of documentary about lions.

*Food*

I love meat, I enjoy my steak rare and so will never be converted to vegetarianism. I love cheese. Seafood. Fish. Chocolate. Milk. Bananas. Smoothies. Anything breafasty and cooked (except black pudding). Thai, Indian (my first solid food was indian food), Chinese, Mexican, Italian. There's not a lot I won't eat. I hate wine gums though, don't ever buy me wine gums.
The six things I could never do without
iPhone
The Internet
Music
Condoms
Friends
Sunshine

Adding more because I am gluttonous:

Trainers
Warmth
Conversation
Bed
Colours
Good Smells
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Filth.
Hidden Motives.
The Game.

How I'd deal with it if everything I loved got taken away from me.

How the English language sounds to a non-English speaking person.
Surviving.

Human Nature. In fact, just nature in general.
How to use my time better.

That scene in Mamma Mia where Dominic Cooper and Amanda Seyfried are writhing over each other on the beach singing a duet of 'Lay All Your Love on Me' Gosh it's hot.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym, most likely (WHAT HAVE I BECOME?)

It's quiet on fridays, I like it :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I periodically suffer with depression and anxiety and have the scars to prove it. However, I am an optimistic depressive and always bounce back. I always pick myself up because I am a SURVIVOR.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't want anything serious or exclusive.
You are player who can appreciate that I too am a player and so instead of playing me will treat me as an equal and fellow slut.
You have a high and dominating / aggressive sex drive.
If you're actually an alpha male (I will be the judge of that).
You're local and it's actually feasible to meet up.
Ditto have your own place.
You're clean.