Living back in my hometown of Oxford after finishing my degree, living with my mama until I am able to move out again.
Anything written *in stars* are pop lyrics, you get points if you know / like them.
Most men on here don't know how to converse with the opposite sex it seems. I'd love to know if their approaches work.
Also I keep getting asked 'why are you single?' - so to clarify, I am not technically *single* though I consider myself to be, I am currently seeing three people in different capacities. I identify as polyamorous right now. If you're only down for monogamy then I am not the girl for you right now.
Feminist; Hedonist; Poly; Heteroflexible -> pansexual; Kinky; Left Handed; Aquarius
*I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it*
Selfishly obsessed with happiness, extroverted from a distance, introverted when you get closer. Get nearer than that and you'll realise how awesome I am. Appreciator of peace & quiet, time to myself and reflection. Fan of music, dancing and raving. Lover of glitter, sunshine and laughter. I like pretty things. People fascinate (and often infuriate) me. Avid daydreamer, procrastinator and coffee drinker. I love words, language and accents.
*I wish I'd been I wish I'd been a teen teen idle, wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title*
Food lover; you don't get to be a chubby 16-18 without a love for food. I love indulgence in any shape or form and I endeavour to live an indulgent life. I love to learn & prefer non-fiction to fiction any day.
I'm a massive corporate whore sellout and I wish I wasn't. But Big Macs taste good, I love diet Coke and I like anything in pretty packaging. I hate Tesco though.
*girls they never befriend me, 'cause I fall asleep when they speak, of all the calories they eat, all they say is nah nah nah nah*