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My self-summary Propose an edit

Well I used to follow the Tao of Popeye (I am what I am and that's all that I am) until I realized he was a front for the Spinach Growers of the World. So I'm in therapy learning to live life after being an apprentice "Olive Oyl".

Now it's "Don't dream it, be it" from Rocky Horror Picture Show , yeah yeah yeah I hear you nay sayers. But it was a really important milestone in my life. For a mere $7,I was free to yell really loud -a skill at which I excell... in the good way-, throw cards-rice-hotdogs-tortillas (SM, CA Nuart) and squirt water on my fellow misfits & nere-do-wells.

Hell, X years later, I still look on my Nuart days with great fondness, 'cause it was the first place I was accepted for who I was.

-and the studio audience goes "awww"-

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Living it... if I wasn't well I wouldn't be filling out these lovely pastel boxes with great style and wit now would I >:)

Say what you will about life after death, but it's bloody hard for a ghost to type!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making people laugh, crossing my eyes, singing Monty Python's Philosopher's song FAST, and touching my tounge to my nose, getting into trouble via my mouth as well as other naughty bad fun things.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

How pale I am. Seriously, I'm nuclear winter white in a town full of women who look like they rubbed Cheetos all over their skin. Oh and I get asked a lot if I dye my hair... I don't, 100% pure natural blackhead >:)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

28 Days Later, Battleship Potemkin, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (RIP Russ Meyer), Sugar Hill, Blackula, any James Bond (Yes even the Timothy Dalton, George Lazenby years), Bride of Chuckie, Monty Python's Holy Grail. I love cheesy movies to death and beyond.

I'm a huge history geek, so I love books about European History and Ancient Rome/Ancient world. Ex-latin club member! I'll read anything, 'cept romance novels as I prefer reality there.

Music: rock, metal, classical, opera, industrial, jazz, blues... I can find something I like in every genre but pop country & Madonna.

As for food, I really love to cook but I hate cleaning up & the prep work can be a pain. Friends say I'm a pretty good cook, I don't know if they're just being nice but I can positivly state NO ONE has A-ever gotten sick from my cooking or B-died from it.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Roller Derby, Passion, Books, my FILTHY perverse little mind, music, my glasses

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

The person who invented the wheel... because let's face it all human accomplishment has been downhill -pun^2 intended- from there. Oh and roller derby... from games, to practice to training. Never really was into a sport until this came into my life. Now it's my obsession.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Whipping the cabana boys & Terrorizing the French Maids!

Nah, usually working on a project, working out/skating or relaxing from work or studying or reading or wondering where the hell I put that thingamabob I'm searching for.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I accidentally killed my pet hamster as a kid. Took him to the beach in one of those plastic ball things with the slits in 'em.

So don't tell PETA. Or do if it'll cause a Heaven's Gate type suicide amongst them... which acutally may not be such a bad thing!

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're looking for a few good laughs, a couple of drinks and (in)decent conversation... and IF you can spot the HUGE whopping lie in my profile. Good Luck!

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