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missingpoints

27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
student of discord. introverted, iconoclastic. eminently ridiculous. i was once described as a warrior-poet, which at first confused me but now i think it's probably appropriate.
What I’m doing with my life
my sole ambition in life is to write stories and tell bad jokes. so far, so good!
I’m really good at
making weird assumptions. missing the obvious. laughing it off. overthinking it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: i like a good story, wherever i can find it. favorites include gaiman, pratchett, vonnegut, but i am always looking for new stories.

movies: i think british black comedies are the ideal form of the medium.

shows: doctor who. twin peaks. the thick of it. various (but not many) other (mostly british) shows.

music: anything involving sean nelson, jason webley, joanna newsom, or eleanor friedberger. i especially like how eleanor friedberger can sing a song about getting attacked by blueberry pirates as if it is a thing that just happened to her and it's totally normal.

food: is tea a food? does that count?
The six things I could never do without
irony, sincerity, stories, spiders, bikes, people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i have all sorts of pet topics! these include, but are not limited to, fiction, metafiction, stories in general, the inherent flaws of human perception, the structural inequalities of the world we live in, and what precisely constitutes a good cup of coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one of my greatest fears is that the new york times will catch up to me and write a trend piece about me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you'd like to help me watch classic doctor who. for reals. there is a lot to get through.