Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Profile updated 3/28/14
I'm 5'7", Italian-American, dark red hair, pale skin, and a frequent smile.
I recently graduated from Cornell University with a degree in nutrition and I am looking for either friends with benefits or romantic dating. I am looking for both casual and serious relationships. I am only looking for ongoing things - nothing temporary. I'm not interested if you're just in town for a weekend or a few months.
I can be very shy at times and very outgoing at others. I'm a hard worker and tend to get along well with people. I'm a perfectionist when dealing with something I care about. I'm relatively smart, and I'm also a bit of nerd. I am a hedonist. I can be clumsy and hiccup a lot.
I work as a nutrition researcher and I LOVE my job. I get to help sick children, I get to cook, and I get to make a difference in the world. I work four ten-hour shifts per week, which is nice because I get three days off per week. (Ever heard of Lorenzo's Oil? Yep, that's my team!)
I am passionate about nutrition. I believe the foods we eat affect our moods, energy levels, health, and lifespan. However, this doesn't mean I'm a perfect eater by any means! I enjoy healthy things like pineapple, peaches, and arugula, but I also indulge in ice cream, peanut butter, ribs, and annual girl scout cookies (I was a girl scout for twelve years). I eat 90% unprocessed plants. White sugar, white flour, oil, and all animal products are reserved for 10% indulgences.
-wearing graphic t-shirts
-sewing and crafts
-cooking (my last job was as a chef)
-learning from people
-going to Disneyworld
-going to national parks
-eating white tic tacs
-sipping ice wine or amaretto
-exploring little stores
-feeling the sun on my face
-reading all day
-painting my nails
-volunteering at the animal shelter and hospital (update: I've stopped both of these, since I moved away from the animal shelter, and I'm now employed by a hospital rather than volunteering)
-playing board games (Anything from simple party games to complex eurogames. I'm not much for tabletop roleplay though.)
I enjoy going to the zoo, museums, parks, amusement parks, and new restaurants. Oh, and I LOVE farmer's markets! My goal for this summer is to visit at least 20 different farmer's markets. I also love visiting BDSM clubs and sex stores, but that's for later on in the profile...
I believe in moderation in all things, including moderation.
About my kinks
I'm putting this information here because it is relevant to the dating process, but you should talk to me and treat me just as you would any other woman without a section about sexuality on her profile.
I run three blogs:
- My first, two year old blog (NSFW): http://girlsrule-subsdrool.tumblr.com
- My newer blog (NSFW): http://proudhappymalesubs.tumblr.com
- My professional nutrition blog, which I am not going to post here, because I do not want it associated with my porn blogs. No, I will not tell you the URL for my nutrition blog until I know you past a few conversations
I am always looking for new people to play with. I have known I was dominant for 10 years or so, but have only been practicing and in the BDSM scene for two short years. Real life BDSM is not like porn; I'm still just learning; and I want to play with people who are able to laugh it off if silly mistakes happen. :)
I'm ideally looking for smart, fun people who just happen to be submissive sexually. A little backtalk can be fun, but a lot is not acceptable. I am not defined by my dominance; please don't be defined by your submission.
I *love* D/s, sex, oral, kissing, cuddling, teasing, tickling, training, petplay, bodywriting, bondage, blindfolds, and so many things!
I am not a traditional sadist (though I do take a sadistic pleasure in the occasional bite or slap). I have zero interest in flogging, beating, spanking, whipping, cutting, bleeding, etc. I am not interested in chastity or crossdressing. Do not contact me begging me to peg you.
I love having sex. I have an IUD and get regular STD checks. Hear me out, but... I do not like to use condoms. They ruin any ability to tease, in my mind. Therefore, long-terms partners must be proven STD free, and be comfortable with this. Feel free to discuss this issue with me, though! I completely understand if you'd rather not have sex this way until we're in an established relationship, but I require it to be satisfied over the long-term.
I don't always know what the fuck I'm doing but I sure as hell intend to have fun trying new things and figuring out what I like. :)
I'm not just a freaky pervert though; I'm also happy cuddling, flirting, and just having sex.
My sexuality is a big part of me, which is why I've talked about it so much, but that doesn't mean all I want to do is fuck. If your first message talks about wanting to hook up, meet for sex immediately, play tonight, exchange numbers, etc, I will not reply. I want to be friends and then the casual sex part might follow. :)
You can find me on fetlife.com or collarme.com under the name girlrulesubdrool.
What I'm looking for
Right now I am not monogamous; before I moved to DC, I had multiple male and female submissives, one-on-one and in threesomes. I'm looking to do the same here, too. Update: yay, I've found myself a few fantastic partners here, but I'm always looking for more.
I have NO INTEREST in just fucking. Sex is not hard to come by. Play with compatible and interesting submissives is what I am searching for.
Eventually I hope to stumble into the love of my life. Maybe that'll happen on OKCupid, maybe it won't. One day, I want a confident and smart subby hubby, a house with a big kitchen, 3-4 kids, etc. but I am in NO rush to get there.
If you're looking to play with me in person, I will request that you be cleanshaven upstairs and down: stubble in either place makes for a horrible seat! ;)
Also a nonsmoker (or completely clean when you visit me), and under age 30.
Thanks for looking! I love to strike up conversations about everything and anything.
I'm really not scary. I promise. Kink is just a part of my life that all of my friends know about, so I figured it was best to be upfront about it!
Let's get together
My ideal first meeting is actually taking a walk! Around a park, around a mall, around the memorials, around Alexandria, the harbor, the zoo... I prefer walks for a few reasons. They're public. They're good exercise. I love sunshine. People talk more openly when they're casually walking as opposed to making eye contact over a table. They can be as short or as long as we want. And nobody is pressured to buy anybody anything. So let's take a walk. :) If you'd rather do something else or have some creative idea I haven't thought of for a first meeting, I'm flexible.
You can call me Maria. (or Mistress.)