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misssexyfun

28 Sydney, Australia Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:40am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Not currently looking for anyone or anything. Even if you see me 'online'. I won't reply unless it's to be a bitch :p

Not as big of a slut as the name implies! I just can't change it :-(

fun. idealist. playful. inappropriate. positive. passionate. loud. n3rd. costume whore. shiny. Rastafarian. easily distracted. hippy. awesome.

I <3
* Dress ups and costume parties
* Cocktails, outside. Even better if by water
* Road trips and adventures
* Breakfast in the afternoons
* Wine - for times in; Vodka - for party times and Scotch - for cigars and strippers...
* Travel/culture/diversity... just coz I ask about your ethnicity doesn't mean I'm racist... I'm interested!
* Trying to be creative... this doesn't mean I'm actually good at it!
* Tea - English to Japanese... in tea pots <3
* Japanese food washed down with sake!
* Polka dots and bows - for my fem fix
* Stockings... from stay ups to crazy patterns.

Turn on's: girls, confidence, intelligence, good grammar and vocabulary, lingerie, boys with sexy body's, assertiveness, Red hair, tattoos, accents and bilingualism, arty alternative hippy types, suits and guys with BEARDS – Don’t laugh, think about it, all the best guys have beards… magicians, mad scientists, wizards, pirates… the list just goes on!

Turn off's: Bad/lazy pronunciations; too much muscle, racism and red neck attitudes, southern cross tattoos and tramp stamps, religion, over quoting TV shows especially Scrubs, unexpected pictures of genitalia

Don't ask me to define my sexuality please... I don't know or care. I like sex. I like sexy people. I like it when those combine :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying bills, having thrills and trying to not be enslaved to The Man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flirting with the wrong people

Staying in bed all day

Singing along to the instrumental parts in songs

Sticking up for the people I love - maybe a bit too much

420... no like too good for my own health lol

Being awesome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I should read more, but shiny things distract me. Although, random fact, I've read the Bible cover to cover... Not the best read.

Music is awesome. Hipster record huggers are not. If your only conversation is music we aren't going to get on.

Whovian and Sci Fi fiend.

Vampires are awesome. But NOT the kind that shimmer or have southern accents.

The Princess Bride is the best movie of all time. No it's not Disney. It's hilarious.

Animation. Yay.

Foods.... I likes foods. Chocolate brownies (without damn nuts!), potatoes, bacon, steak - soooo not a vego. Oh and a sucker for bar food and share plate picky finger food - although that could be due to the cocktails I'm usually consuming. Have I mentioned I love cocktails?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this 'typical' you speak of? Maybe working. If not, some combination of new friends, old friends, alcohol and adventure or at home chilling with Mary Jane eating take out and marathoning some sci fi series
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ive had a profile on this site a looooong time. But its very entertaining. I've met some amazing people and some assholes. I might be a bit jaded and bitchy... sorry in advance.
You should message me if
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Just don't.

The below was written when I was looking for someone or something... I'm not currently doing that. Don't sent me messages telling me to delete my profile. Just move alone.

i'm really after people I connect with on both mental and physical levels... so if you're able to hold a real and interesting conversation drop me a lineout. Stand out; be fun, not desperate and smutty!

I am highly sexual but that's not all I'm looking for. If you are just after a wet hole with no mind, feelings or opinions DO NOT message me. I’m not here for quickies, wham bams and one nighers.

I want someone who isn't scared of the possibility of the long term, but is still happy to baby step. My work doesn't allow for anything too "serious" right now, but that's only a short term thing, and I've more than had my fun.

I need someone patient, cheeky, a bit spiritual and fun to really hold my attention. But don't worry, I'm nowhere near as exciting as this profile makes out :p