I've got an off color sense of humor, have a horrible time remembering names, tend to have mostly guy friends, am a huge nerd, once broke my leg by falling into a 18ft hole while exploring an abandoned building, delayed moving to Toronto by 2 months to look for my lost dog, lived Ramona Flowers' life while in Toronto, am really bad about messaging people first on this site, curse way more than you think I would, really want to swim across a channel one day.

I've had the weirdest jobs... including eyeball courier for transplants, piercer apprentice, face painter, landscaper, soda jerk and cabbie.

I've been working in Toronto and now NY as a makeup/fx artist for the past few years and right now its my main goal in life, that and trying to work for the Jim Henson puppeteering studio.

I'm restless in life goals and like growing and changing.

calculus

my hair, or in the summer my tattoos.
But you'll remember me for my dumb faces and laugh.

books: dune, jane eyre, a wrinkle in time, hitchhikers, math and art history text books, the poor sailor, the silmarillion, Bloom county comics, sedaris books, roald dahl books, how to sew a dinosaur

movies:alien, willow, ghostbusters, brazil, road to wellville, Secretary, spaceballs, star wars, Labrynth, Mom and Dad saved the world, evil dead, breaking the waves, star trek generations, night porter, dogville, time bandits, don bluth films, igby goes down, party monster, scott pilgrim... basically anything with the culkin boys.

music: rilo kiley, valient thorr, Dio, avett brothers, David Bowie, the blow, journey (yeah don't even try to make sense of it)

food: much to my dismay I've been diagnosed as Celiac. It sucks, I hate it. Surprisingly for someone with dietary restrictions I'm incredibly unpicky about restaurants, and can find something to eat anywhere.

my animals(2 cats, 2 ferrets)
my cameras (an assembly of polaroids, and old film cameras)
my bike (fuck the subway)
my media (most of what i own is books and movies)
my art supplies (the rest of it is art supplies)
my friends (i'm constantly taking trips to visit them)

-a post apocalyptic world...
I've had an end of the world survival plan since i was 12.

Dive bars over sports bars. beers on the roof over wine on the beach. netflix over movie theaters. urban exploring over sightseeing. spontaneity over a planned evening.

I used to LARP...

you're a high functioning nerd...