Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to update this a bit. I'm officially a cripple. Sometimes i
walk with a cane, sometimes not. My head remains shaped like a
boot, I claim this is to help me to kick more arse.
I'm a bit of an introvert till I've got too many drinks in me and
then I am captain party.
I'm a geek, but I'm big enough that I never got picked on for
I'm a loner that enjoys company.
I find ball sports to be vaugely homoerotic.
I am a collection of bad habits in a boy skin.
I am mainly house trained.
I have the ability to be high brow, but prefer to be low brow. I
think it's the choice that makes it special.
I think it's in my nature to be a rogue, scoundrel, or cad...But I
lack the commitment to be truly dastardly.
You know that time when your're at the bar, it's after midnight,
you've had two drinks too many. The only people left seem to be
hellbent on drowning themselves in cheap booze or bringing on some
sort of spastic apoplexy due to frenetic (and mistimed) gyrations
on the dance floor? I would live there if I could, it's when all
the cool stuff happens.
They took down my favorite picture. It said I like my girls nerdy,
curvy, and dirty. But they left Ham Solo. I'm not sure what they
are telling me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
attempting to survive long enough to put paid the bet that I would
be dead by 40.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snide answers to stupid questions. Drinking and smoking. Collecting
useless nuggets of uninteresting trivia. Giggling at mastercrafted
The first things people usually notice about me
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The subtle air and mystique of a life poorly lived and talent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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discworld, dresden files, American horror story, spartacus, game of
thrones, star wars, v for vendetta, the aliens movies, rivers of
london, Californication, Tool, deftones. a perfect circle. I was
going to list more but realised that the last thing anyone needs
right now is another inane list of stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to avoid cliches and pigeon holing. It's one of four
mutant superhero powers I possess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Grand fantasies where I get to be a space pirate. How best to
become a shiftless millionaire drunkard. The perfect pillowfort.
That and bills.
Ok I lied, it's mostly just sex and farting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gibbering inanely and sculpting asymmetric forms out of my ear wax
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably actually read your profile before I messaged you. I tend
to change my profile answers on this thing depending entirely on my
mood at the time.
I would totally rock a top hat if I could find one big enough for
my giant bulbous head
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