I'm a bit of an introvert till I've got too many drinks in me and then I am captain party.
I'm a geek, but I'm big enough that I never got picked on for it.
I'm a loner that enjoys company.
I find ball sports to be vaugely homoerotic.
I am a collection of bad habits in a boy skin.
I am mainly house trained.
I have the ability to be high brow, but prefer to be low brow. I think it's the choice that makes it special.
I think it's in my nature to be a rogue, scoundrel, or cad...But I lack the commitment to be truly dastardly.
You know that time when your're at the bar, it's after midnight, you've had two drinks too many. The only people left seem to be hellbent on drowning themselves in cheap booze or bringing on some sort of spastic apoplexy due to frenetic (and mistimed) gyrations on the dance floor? I would live there if I could, it's when all the cool stuff happens.
They took down my favorite picture. It said I like my girls nerdy, curvy, and dirty. But they left Ham Solo. I'm not sure what they are telling me.