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  • Ages 24–38
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My details

Last online
Aug 27
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This feels a little like being asked to write my own epitaph. Is that an acceptably witty evasion?

Here Lies Will: Upstanding citizen. He usually wore pants and often made sense. His beard was almost getting there. Died of sudden massive heart attack while updating his online dating profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for an educational software company doing sales and business development. When I'm not busy with that I work in video production and filmmaking. I make videos for companies that pay me, and spend that to fund weird funny movies that don't. Currently producing a script I wrote for a cartoon involving a mad scientist and a miniature omniscient cow.

I also enjoy just walking around, doing stuff, you know the whole being alive thing is pretty good. Everything is fascinating, and most things are hilarious.

I have family in Northern Germany and spent two years living between there and Amsterdam, where I studied digital media and filmmaking and invited a lifetime of weed and hooker jokes. For the record, I just have a thing for windmills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eggs. Breakfast foods in general. One of the few plusses of having worked in a breakfast diner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy walking or running/exercising while listening to audiobooks, along with an assortment of podcasts. I don't like to consume literature this way normally as I like to see the words and what have you. Non-fiction and essays, especially if read by the author - Sarah Vowell, Chuck Klosterman, David Sedaris, Malcolm Gladwell, stuff about politics or history or sociology, and just about any comedian that I like.

Child of God - Good Lord, what the Holy Hell is wrong with that Cormac McCarthy guy? Not sure but I'm kind of obsessed with him. I also like Don DeLillo, Dorothy Parker, Salinger, Steinbeck, Vonnegut, Kafka, Catch 22, Great Gatsby, Stranger in a Strange Land, Picture of Dorian Gray, Naked Lunch.

I like most movies and used to watch way more of them. I have a tendency to let the acclaimed foreign drama DVD Netflix sent me collect dust while I plow through another season of House of Cards.

Other shows I have watched extensively include: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Louie, Archer, Mr. Show, Mad Men, Community, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone

Artists I'm pretty sure are currently represented on my iPhone: Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Jay-Z, Flogging Molly, Dr. Octagon, Pixies, Beatles, They Might Be Giants

Eating good food is important to me. Getting good groceries and cooking or finding good restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Transcendence. Bone marrow stewed for hours in Merlot. Walking around naked in the rain. Dark coffee. Straight whiskey. Witty banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything upside down and backwards, all the time and never at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Statement of Cartesian Truth. Man that was pretentious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever you want to know. I don't have a sense of smell. I was born without one. I compensated with a couple extra nipples.