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misterfaceman

32 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
This feels a little like being asked to write my own epitaph. Is that an acceptably witty evasion?

Here Lies Will: Upstanding citizen. He usually wore pants and often made sense. His beard was almost getting there. Died of sudden massive heart attack while updating his online dating profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally speaking, I make videos and sell software. I have a job with an educational software company in Boston. It sometimes involves me traveling to interesting places and showing teachers and students how to make cool animations and things. It sometimes involves me being driven completely insane. The video work is more of a passion for me, and I'm working toward having my own production company, if not my own massively successful HBO series. I try to keep a good balance between fun, interesting projects that satisfy me creatively and corporate gigs that actually pay on occasion.

In the more general life sense, I tend to enjoy things - people, foods, experiences, in spite of my self-conscious cynicism. Even if I had more free time than my current life allows, I would still never be bored because boredom is impossible. Everything is fascinating, and most things are hilarious.

Because it gets asked pretty often - I have been in many places in the US and Europe, but not very well traveled outside of that. I have family in Northern Germany and spent two years living between there and Amsterdam, where I studied digital media and filmmaking and invited a lifetime of weed and hooker jokes. For the record, I just have a thing for windmills.
I’m really good at
Eggs. Breakfast foods in general. One of the few plusses of having worked in a breakfast diner.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall. Perhaps also that I do not have a lot of patience for slow people in my way on the subway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I spend a lot of time going on long walks and listening to audiobooks, along with an assortment of podcasts. I don't like to consume literature this way normally as I like to see the words and what have you. Non-fiction and essays, especially if read by the author - Sarah Vowell, Chuck Klosterman, David Sedaris, Malcolm Gladwell, and just about any comedian that I like.

The last novel I read was Child of God - Good Lord, what the Holy Hell is wrong with that Cormac McCarthy guy? Not sure but I'm kind of obsessed with him. I also like Don DeLillo, Dorothy Parker, Salinger, Steinbeck, Vonnegut, Kafka, Catch 22, Great Gatsby, Stranger in a Strange Land, Picture of Dorian Gray, Naked Lunch.

I like most movies and don't watch as many as I used to, although will occasionally spend a day off watching every movie at the Somerville Theater - they look at me funny but don't hassle me if I keep buying beers. I have a tendency to let the acclaimed foreign drama DVD Netflix sent me collect dust on my coffee table while I plow through another season of Walking Dead.

Other shows I have watched extensively include: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Louie, Archer, Mr. Show, Mad Men, Community, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone

Artists I'm pretty sure are currently represented on my iPhone: Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Jay-Z, Flogging Molly, Dr. Octagon, Pixies, Beatles, They Might Be Giants

Eating good food is important to me. Getting good groceries and cooking or finding good restaurants. I'll totally eat a raw squid in front of you just like that, too.
The six things I could never do without
Essence. Transcendence. Bone marrow stewed for hours in Merlot. Walking around naked in the rain. Dark coffee. Straight whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything upside down and backwards, all the time and never at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Statement of Cartesian Truth. Man that was pretentious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whatever you want to know. I don't have a sense of smell. I was born without one. I compensated with a couple extra nipples.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I will not date you if you are a Nazi, terrorist, or Donald Trump in drag. If you are all three, you should message me anyway.