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Portmanteau00

45 New Brunswick, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am eclectic. I enjoy reading philosophy, have several tattoos, ride a motorcycle and would love to take you to an art museum. I enjoy most of the things that life has to offer, and am willing to try almost anything new. I like the outdoors, and working with my hands, as well as reading and a night in. I am a seeker, though I am rarely a finder, which doesn't bother me except where my keys are concerned. I just moved to the central NJ region for work, and am looking forward to discovering the joys of the area, both large and small. Additionally, I am looking to meet people that make me think "Hell yes!" when we make plans, and in whom I inspire the same phrase.

I am quick witted, humorous, and inquisitive
What I’m doing with my life
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Managing productions and trying to manage myself. I'm far better at the former, though fat more amusing attempting the latter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Metaphors, haikus, sitting for tattoos, chess, lifting heavy things, and telling embarrassing stories about myself.

Remaining calm in the face of biblical levels of disaster.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice, as it generally precedes me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are far too many to list in a comprehensive fashion.

Movies- almost all movies fascinate me.
Music - I tend toward "classic" rock (which I still think of as just rock) and classical music (which I think of as just music), with a mix of heavy metal and alternative thrown in.
Books - Again an all day affair to list them. I prefer philosophy, science, science fiction, theology, fantasy, and classics.
Food - Everything except Brussels Sprouts, which I have the deepest aversion to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Backpacking, laughter, my iPod, my whittling knife, my friends and books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of reality. Whether I can grasp the nature of reality. What the meaning of all things could be. Where I put my keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sleeping, walking the dog, saving the world or cleaning my house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like pudding and broccoli. Not together, mind you, but separately, they are God's gift.
You should message me if
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You can see the future. I have questions....

Or if you are Zooey Deschanel. I have a different set of questions....

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