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misteriouswundr

30 M Tustin, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Everyone one on here tends to make themselves out to be superman. You'd swear their life was a mix of James Bond and Indiana Jones. Not me. I'm an actual person who lives a real life. Sure, I enjoy adventures such as hiking, exploring, and trying all kinds of different places to eat. And I frequently run and plan on doing a 5k. But I still work five days a week advancing in my career. I still go to school part time. I play video games and enjoy a few brews with the fellas on football Sunday. This week I've only saved the world TWICE. I've recently taught myself to cook. I like it-though the cleaning part I'm not the biggest fan. I have a soft spot for certain rom-coms. I'll go out on weekends sometimes and have fun but I don't do it every night nor do I feel the need to. I'm not perfect, but hey, neither are you ;)

I'm not here to try to impress everyone on here. But I am here to make you laugh. Some of you will like me, some of you won't. Shame on those that don't ;) That's the way real life is. I'd rather someone like me for who I am than someone who likes me for who I pretend to be.

I'm looking for someone that's not selfish and would rather be treated like a real person than a spoiled queen. Someone that can take it as well as dish it out.

Thanks for checking me out!
-Danny
What I’m doing with my life
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Work and school. And also crossing an item or two off of my bucket list.
I’m really good at
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Being clever, witty and funny...unless I'm actively trying to be clever, witty, and funny. Then I'm quite awful at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. I swear they slightly change color sometimes. Or my chin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I came up with the most amazing idea for a new breakfast food...only to discover it had already been invented.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're awesome, have a touch of playful sarcasm, and get my humor.