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misterman37

38 / M / straight / Single

Marietta, Georgia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am hilarious, awesome, and a ninja.

My Self-Summary

Yeah I'm not so good at talking about myself. I think I'm a pretty cool guy though, and my mom agrees.

What I’m doing with my life

IT stuff, and trying to finish up nursing school.

I'm also a sarcastic jerk and part time ninja. The paperwork is killer else I'd do it full time.

I’m really good at

being awesome

martial arts

tiddlywinks

The first things people usually notice about me

a friendly smile and then the chloroform rag over their face

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

vegetarian food, thai, mexican, italian

books- Ishmael, Huckleberry Finn, Footfall, The Lovely Bones

movies- Shawshank Redemption, Dark City, Heaven, and as guilty pleasures- Rock Star and The Girl Next Door

I pride myself in having very eclectic tastes in music, movies and literature and am under the mistaken impression that enjoying varied and disparate styles is incredibly unique to me alone; and I remain largely unaware that about 90% of all members on this site also refer to their tastes as being "very eclectic".

On a typical Friday night I am

Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.

(not really. bonus points for knowing the movie)

Shooting rats at the junkyard. Also, having hot and sweaty monkey sex involving saran wrap, a 10gal tub of mustard, and barbed wire. The safe word is... "Spaghetti".

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love little independent coffee houses; despite this I'll see fit to take you to Starbucks on our first date. I love waiting in line in the glaring hot sun with sixty other douchebags and their girlfriends for a table at some otherwise forgotten greasy spoon that has suddenly and inexplicably become popular for brunch on Sundays. At the very least, I promise we'll do this at least once so we can be both be seen, and therafter we'll go to the drive-thru at McDonald's for Egg McMuffins, and you will like it.

You should message me if

you're awesome too