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mistermartini

59 M East Longmeadow, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
thoughts and observations from other dating sites...and this one...
OK, UPDATE TIME AGAIN...
Now, I've seen it all...someone put up, as one of their pics, a plate of lasagna! Not a motorcycle, not a dog, a plate of lasagna!
I have a good mind to start taking pictures of what I'm cooking, I should put up a big picture of a prime rib end cut!
Can you see that profile?
Medium well prime rib looking for a new York Strip.
Wants to simmer in its juice, but NOTHING SERIOUS!
If you are looking for a sweet potato on the side...MOVE ON!
Yup, that will be my profile.
i'm liable to get IMed by a pastry chef...(maybe that wouldn't be so bad...)
BEEN AWHILE SINCE AN UPDATE;
I love the question on here; do you have a car? !!!
The next question should be; do you have running water?
Indoor plumbing?
Pants?
ANOTHER UPDATE....On the order of "expectations..." re we setting them too high? An nvitation to dissapointment? In other words, if everyone truly expects a: "spark" then why not call AAA,?
Or bring some jumper cables with you, to the "coffee" or the "walk in the park..."
I expect a "spark" from a wall socket, but not necessarilly from someone else...perhaps that takes more than one meeting...unless we are meeting in a LIFETIME movie.....
UPDATE TIME AGAIN;
A new POF peeve.....
Woman who show up in your Wants To Meet You page....you contact them, and they don't answer you!
What is that?!?
Is this the internet dating equivalent of ringing your doorbell and running?
Trick or treat!!! yeah....pfbblltt
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Another update;
Why the pics of sunsets, the water, panoramas etc.?
I want to see YOU!
If I want a vacation brochure, I can talk to my travel agent.
Why are there people other than you in your picture?
Unless they are all coming with us on a date, I don't need to see aunts and uncles and cousins!!!!!!!!
(fine for a Chevy Chase film, not for me!)
I've seen pics on here so badly lit, I can't tell if I'd be dating The Shadow!

+++++++++++++++++++++++UPDATE++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ok, I can appreciate the anti couch potato thing....but let's look at some of your schedules.....

morning-get up, work out, run Boston marathon

mid day-parasailing, sky-diving, hike 20 miles, design world's fair, upholster living room set, deliver quintuplets.

lunch-afternoon-work out, change oil, wallpaper house, groom horses, snow rake roof, bunji jump, and write tone poem.

afternoon- hit gym, wax cars, snowmobile, quick ride in submarine, wine tasting in Napa Valley,
paint house, pilates, spinning, yoga, elephant safari in Nairobi.

You know what?
Enjoy!
I'll be on the couch .......

update;
Okay--can we all agree that we love the beach??????
It hardly tells me anything about you!
Soil erosion is a serious environmental problem, and now we know its cause....SINGLES!
And in your pictures...why are you so far away that your features are not even discernable!!!??????
It's like the headshot you are using was captured on satellite radar!
And why-why-why-the pictures of the dogs and cats and horses??????????? I know you love your pet!
i love my dog!
BUT IT'S A DATING SITE!!!!!
You can't date a dog or cat or horse.
It breaks at least three state laws and maybe one commandment!
You'll also get hate mail from PETA!
Thank you for letting me blow off steam---we now return you to your regularly scheduled profile;

witty, engaging, gentleman, classy, sophisticated, and simultaneously outrageous and low brow--depends entirely on context and mood. Mannered, conversational and determined not to let silly convention interfere with a good time. More of an emphasis on spirituality than organized religion, Care about heath and fitness, but not to a ridiculous new age extreme! Addictd to films, music, theater, laughter, and fine dining. Enjoy a drink or three to put a nice glow on the evening, deplore alcohol excess. non smoker, but do not condemn those who indulge. Wildly opinionated, yet not judgemental. Figure that one out! I have been described as the social equivalent of whitewater rafting! Enjoy limos, and dressing to the nines(ever wonder what the nines are? why not go all out and go to the tens?)--and can also value sitcoms and a bowl of popcorn, on a comfortable couch with a comfortable woman. Really appreciate a cold martini followed buy a warm embrace Cheers! me

I am witty, unpredictable, and interesting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving forward with my career--busier than a shot glass at the Kennedy compound
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
conversation, evoking laughter, spontaneity, entertaining.....being an all around good fellow. language, vocab, words, phrases
singing, acting, stand up...not to mention KISSING! Important to me....not being egotistical about the skills, it'w what i've been told...and...who am i to argue? :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A mix; a mild and pleasant demeanor laced with an acerbic and dark side......they duke it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
most bios or auto bios, my list of treasured films range from the classic, to the forgotten, to the utterly esoteric, and as a life long film freak, would be scary long to enumerate here, and would create tedium quickly!

Music; again, so enxtensive, so many genres, Boradway, jazz, swing, film soundtracks, standards, great american songbook, pop, oldies--you name it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, romance, TCM, TVLAND, music, a well crafted martini - served by a well crafted woman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the past present and future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dividing my time between pursuing base empty hedonistic pleasure and eternal happiness
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
brash funny veneer guises extememe sensitivity and vulnerability
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–61
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can fill every sense with excitement, promise, adventure and mystique or you can buy me a drink