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mistermodern

34 M Hazel Park, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Must like clowns. It's my personality and my profession. No, I don't wear makeup. That stuff creeps out children.

I'm a standup guy. I carry my heart on my sleeve and I love passionately.

I have a problem with helping people in need, even when it hurts me financially.

I have an enthusiasm that's contagious. I have a lot of people in my life that like and respect me, but I find I'm lonely most days. It's stupid, but it's been a long time since I've held hands with someone. (Aww, sad clown. ;p)

I'm not here looking for sex; it's great, don't get me wrong. I'm looking for a connection, tho; a kindred spirit. That said, I do date and have been in polyamorous relationships. I dislike jealousy. I'd been a slave to it for a long time and it's ruined many a good relationships. To this day, no one has been able to explain how jealousy in the 21st century is a good thing, so I try to do away with it in my life.

I'd like to find a gal that likes theatre; a gal that knows Sam Beckett as both a playwright and a mind swapping time traveller; a gal that still has her inner child running around; that will dress up and go to a Renaissance Festival, or comic convention, or nowhere at all; a gal that loves like no one's watching and dances like they've never been hurt.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a performance artist. I juggle at birthday parties, bat mitzvahs, & quinceaneras. (Technically, those are all birthday parties, but you get the idea)

I perform at Rennaisance Festivals. I do live theatre in the Metro Detroit area, on stage and off.

I have a day job, too. It's pretty fun. I try to make everything I do fun; cause really? If you don't, what's the point?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, juggling.

Making kids laugh.

Making spaghetti sauce and omlettes; not usually at the same time.

Being helpful.

Telling jokes and stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoes. I tend to wear mismatched Chuck Taylors. And I've been told I'm dashing.

I was also voted "prettiest eyes" in eighth grade. You can let me know if I still got it. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, especially Cat's Cradle, Ender's Shadow by Orsen Scott Card, Zelazny, Bendis,

Movies: Back to the Future, Clue, Ghostbusters, Marvel's The Avengers Saga, Fight Club, In the Mouth of Madness, Silent Hill, Serenity, Big, Princess Bride, Real Genius, Maverick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Chronicles of Riddick, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, Star Trek, Star Wars, Wet Hot American Summer,

Food: sushi pasta yeah, I like pretty much everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My juggling clubs.
My dice bag.
My own car.
My decks of cards.
My imagination.
My positivity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As strange as it sounds, string theory.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Throwing darts or working in a theater. Or karaoke. Or hanging out with Irish drinking bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was publicly humiliated at a Star Trek convention by my mother.
You should message me if
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You geek and like to laugh, cause that's what I do.

I'm in the process of purchasing my first house in the Hazel Park area. No more renting for me! It's been strenuous and anti social for me as I transition into this new chapter of my life; but that shouldn't dissuade you from getting to know me! So drop me a line!

UPDATE: I got the house! Aside from a few hiccups (stupid storms of the century), unpacking is going well. Thank you for your patience if I'm incommunicado. For those of you that gave up one me, it's cool. I understand.