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33 M Warren, MI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Must like clowns. It's my personality and my profession.

I'm a standup guy. I carry my heart on my sleeve and I love passionately.

I have a problem helping people in need, even when it hurts me financially.

I have an enthusiasm that's contagious. I have a lot of people in my life that like and respect me, but I find I'm lonely most days. It's stupid, but it's been a long time since I've held hands with someone. (Aww, sad clown. ;p)

I'm not here looking for sex; it's great, don't get me wrong. I'm looking for a connection, tho; a kindred spirit.

I'd like to find a gal that likes theatre. A gal that knows Sam Beckett as both a playwright and a mind swapping time traveller. A gal that still has her inner child running around. That will dress up and go to a Renaissance Festival, or comic convention, or nowhere at all. A gal that loves like no one's watching and dances like they've never been hurt.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a performance artist. I juggle at birthday parties, bat mitzvahs, & quinceaneras. (Technically, those are all birthday parties, but you get the idea)

I perform at Rennaisance Festivals. I do live theatre in the Metro Detroit area, on stage and off.

I have a day job, too. It's pretty fun. I try to make everything I do fun; cause really? If you don't, what's the point?
I’m really good at
Well, juggling.

Making kids laugh.

Making spaghetti sauce and omlettes; not usually at the same time.

Being helpful.

Telling jokes and stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoes. I tend to wear mismatched Chuck Taylors. And I've been told I'm dashing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, especially Cat's Cradle, Ender's Shadow by Orsen Scott Card, Zelazny, Bendis,

Movies: Back to the Future, Clue, Ghostbusters, Marvel's The Avengers Saga, Fight Club, In the Mouth of Madness, Silent Hill, Serenity, Big, Princess Bride, Real Genius, Maverick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Chronicles of Riddick, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, Star Trek, Star Wars, Wet Hot American Summer,

Food: sushi pasta yeah, I like pretty much everything.
The six things I could never do without
My juggling clubs.
My dice bag.
My own car.
My decks of cards.
My imagination.
My positivity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
As strange as it sounds, string theory.
On a typical Friday night I am
Throwing darts or working in a theater. Or karaoke. Or hanging out with Irish drinking bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was publicly humiliated at a Star Trek convention by my mother.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You geek and like to laugh, cause that's what I do.