misterstumpy
39 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA
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My self-summary
seeking funny, self-aware, intelligent woman.
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stop
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What I’m doing with my life
my real life? or my on-line life? two different things.
I’m really good at
_ conversation.
_ humour.
_ mimicry.
_ making you guess why i'm angry.
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
only the very best. don't even start with me.
The six things I could never do without
call display
moisturizer
pens. lots of them.
chew toys
dictionary
little pieces of blank paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the past
On a typical Friday night I am
who?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
although intelligent enough I suppose... there are some simple words that I can't seem to spell correctly to save my life.

I have shop lifted candy from a corner store. around the same time I also shoplifted small toy cars from canadian tire. hey... does okc indemnify me here?

I have, in my thoughts, at times considered fornication.

my life is more or less ruled by tiny scraps of paper.

my profile photo is a hoax. that is some other poor fool. not this one. not this time.
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You should message me if
you are a woman and you are funny. no exceptions.
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