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misterstumpy

43 M Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
seeking funny, self-aware, intelligent woman.
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stop
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What I’m doing with my life
my real life? or my on-line life? two different things.
I’m really good at
_ conversation.
_ humour.
_ making you guess why i'm angry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
only the very best. don't even start with me.
The six things I could never do without
call display
toaster
moisturizer
dictionary
a working gonculator
and of course a working laptopgonculator
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
although intelligent enough I suppose... there are some simple words that I can't seem to spell correctly to save my life.

I have shop lifted candy from a corner store. around the same time I also shoplifted small toy cars from canadian tire. hey... does okc indemnify me here?

I have, in my thoughts, at times considered fornication.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you are a woman and you are funny. no exceptions.