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38 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Yesterday – 9:55pm
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English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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seeking funny, self-aware, intelligent woman.
What I’m doing with my life
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my real life? or my on-line life? two different things.
I’m really good at
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_ conversation.
_ humour.
_ mimicry.
_ making you guess why i'm angry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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only the very best. don't even start with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
call display
pens. lots of them.
chew toys
little pieces of blank paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the past
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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although intelligent enough I suppose... there are some simple words that I can't seem to spell correctly to save my life.

I have shop lifted candy from a corner store. around the same time I also shoplifted small toy cars from canadian tire. hey... does okc indemnify me here?

I have, in my thoughts, at times considered fornication.

my life is more or less ruled by tiny scraps of paper.

my profile photo is a hoax. that is some other poor fool. not this one. not this time.
You should message me if
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you are a woman and you are funny. no exceptions.