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misterzed

33 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:21am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*** UPDATE Dec. 18, 2014: I've been super busy and bad at responding to messages. If you want to chat you can still send me a message but the holiday season is keeping things busy so I'm sorry if I don't get back to you quickly! ***

I'm quiet and introverted, most of the time, though I have a loud streak that comes out in larger groups. I have been known to, as they say, "rock out".

I'm polyamorous and married and queer, not bi, but OkCupid hasn't got that figured out yet so I'm rounding it off.

I can somehow manage to be both intense and awkward at the same time, but I'm self-effacing enough to pull it off (most of the time).

I like saying things in threes, but I frequently run out of examples at 2 and have to make something up to go in the third spot. This is an example of that situation.

I make decisions about the big things in life, and then follow through on them even when the consequences will be permanent and irrevocable. This can be a blessing and a curse - I Get Things Done, but I also Do Things To People.

Oh man, how do you get your profile to 1,000 words? I'm seriously having trouble saying more about myself. Maybe I should admit that I'm kinky? I'm not conflicted about it at all, but it seems like the kind of thing that can make a guy's profile go from friendly to creepy in a heartbeat. It's important to me, though, so I guess it should be out there. For those who want to know, on FetLife I'm misterzero, and I'm a pretty bad man.

Something I've realized is that being too laid-back doesn't get you what you want. So - if I message you, and you like the sound of me, we're going to have a talk about what you want. For real. Honest, up front, no bullshit. And if what we want is what we can give each other, then we can have a good time.

Anyway - enough about me (he said, before filling out everything else); tell me about you. I want to know! What's important to you, what makes you tick, why do you believe the things you do? How do you justify yourself, what do you do to make yourself happy, do you feel bad about yourself in the morning or does what you did the night before just seem right?

Oh, okay - last thing to say about me: I pry. I don't mean to, but it happens.

I am quiet, thoughtful, and meticulous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work. I also read, a lot, and talk about things like ethics, copyright, piracy, politics, sex, music, fetish, and how much all of the above can either suck or rock depending on how life is going at the time.

I occasionally blog, podcast, and try my hand at creating various things. They often don't work out, but I feel better for having tried.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rambling, arguing, listening, and making up an answer if I don't really know one immediately.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, my scowl (this from my partner). She says that's not really true, but won't tell me what people actually notice about me unless I badger her.

Really, it's my eyes (green behind glasses).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: American Gods, Hannibal, and the works of Scott Sigler.

Movies: Whip It, A Clockwork Orange, Constantine, Secretary, Donnie Darko, and The Dark Knight.

Music: Rammstein, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, Mushroomhead, Amanda Palmer, and a bunch of other loud stuff.

Food: Japanese, Italian, Thai, Mexican, Hungarian, and pizza. Pizza is nature's perfect food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The internet (all five of them - bonus points if you know that reference)
2. My closest friends (a really solid support network)
3. Air (statement of fact)
4. Diet cola (I will replace my blood with it when I can)
5. "Food" that comes in bags that hang on pegs at the drug store
6. The opportunity to elevate the ignorant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, polyamoury, the possibility of fantasy worlds, how to have a family without blood ties or children, and the coming zombie apocalypse.

Yes, I am ridiculous. But I admit it, so it's probably okay.

When I'm feeling serious, I think about better ways to do things (at work and at home), consumer rights, privacy, financial inequality and inequity, whether I'm going to have any money when I die, and who will get it if I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Late from work and making dinner at home, watching a movie with a partner and enjoying some cuddles. And wine, or beer, or cider, or...

Look, I like to have a drink with my cuddle-partners, ok?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to feel pretty. Right now, my toenails are painted with sparkly silver polish!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You haven't gotten tired of my pretentious ass yet, or if the photo of me in bunny ears made you laugh rather than want to run and hide.

Also, if you're feeling like being blunt with me and if you don't mind me being really blunt with you.