Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Now in a relationship and very happily so. Don't know many people
in Manchester, so up for meeting new friends.
I try to be cynical and cool but really I am a very happy person. I
laugh a lot (with you, honey, not at you) and the exquisite crystal
glass is half full most of the time. I am having the time of my
life at the moment
I am lively, outgoing, and intellectual
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get back to being fit by dragging my sorry ass to the gym
every once in a blue moon.
Stop Press. Sorry ass now much reduced after repeated draggings to
Further stop press, sorry ass now positively gorgeous after a year
of dragging, well done ass.
Update. Ass now not sorry at all, going out for dates on it's own
without me. Come back ass, sorry I called you "sorry".
Me: "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met
Ass : "Either way I knew I'd be a much bigger star either with or
Me: "Don't you want me baby, don't you want me oohh."
Further Update: Ass now has it's own recording contract with Simon
Cowell - well it can sing a lot better than most of his acts.
Status update: Ass now has it's own Facebook account with more
friends than me, I tried to friend it, but it blocked me.
Ass taken out a restraining order on me. I can't come within 100
yards of it. This is making life very difficult.
Ass now got it's own book deal, writing a 'tell all' about it's
life of abuse with me. Think I need a lawyer.
After ACAS got involved ass and I have come to some kind of
accommodating. We agreed to do the Manchester 10K on 18th May 2014.
Ass ran off at the end and finished before me - bitch! I'm gonna
sit on her so damn hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking - about just about anything current affairs, my job, your
job, on the whole I find other people interesting and leave most
conversations glad to know more than I started.
Massage, listening, especially to my freinds talking
Thinking up crazy new projects that will make me rich beyond my
Design - amateur architect. love working out why some buildings
work and why some don't.
Unashamed gym bunny, love spinning Salsa, aerobics the lot.
Being utterly opinionated - but open to persuasion
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have lovely eyes, great lips and a warm smile and
(depending on what I'm wearing ) a nice embonpoint.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - just read the Book Thief - wonderful, also well into
economics books - in the middle of Freakonomics - did you know that
there is a chpater on the economics of sex - fascinating stuff -
Movies - likes Juno, Slum dog Millionaire, like the very beest of
Sci Fi - Terminator 1 & 2 but not 3, Alien 1 but not the rest,
Lord of the rings 1 & 3 but not 2 - that was just a
Music eclectic - just been listening to Vampire Weekend, which
reminds me of the Farmers Boys from the 80's love the Diva's -
Beyonce, Missy Elliot, - deeply embarassed by my still liking Adam
& the Ants (time for a revival no?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My puprle suede boots
The latest bit of kit or gadget, will I never learn?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Life the universe and everything.
2. Should I try to fit into a box. For a woman I'm quite geeky and
always think the latest bit of kit is going to make my life perfect
but it never does - when will I learn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Stand up comedy, eating out or a pop concert (once in
while) or more likely staying in & seeing what's on the box
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I stand up tall, breathe in and lean back slightly and you are
about ten feet away and squinting you can just (only just) see the
faint beginnings of my six pack. (Alternatively it could just be an
optical illusion brought on by my artfully arranged belly fat.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) You fancy a coffee
b) You might just make me laugh; and vice versa
c) You are up for meeting in the flesh
d) You have (at least once in your life) been told that you are
good company (even if you paid them to say it.)
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