Hey, I'm Ashley.
I'm in a happy, committed relationship with coolandstrong and we've been exploring together for the past 1.5 years or so.

Mostly interested in bringing a lady or a couple into the mix. Whatever comes naturally is good for us, whether it's friends, casual or sex dungeon ponygirl slave.

Let's see, what about me...I'm fairly bright, sometimes spacey, kind of a wanderer. I like ethnic foods and NPR. Closeted nerd. My hair changes drastically and often. My glasses are prescription.

I don't know what to say about myself that makes me sound any different from any other girl, but I like me and assume other people will too.

My SO and I run a business together and I'm a pharmacy technician as well. Moving to Gilbert as of 4/1, so that's kind of a big deal right now. Dogmother of 2.

making confused faces
making impulsive decisions
making confused, impulsive smoothies

My eyelashes are probably my feature most complimented, which is kind of funny because my tits are huge

The Stranger, A Confederacy of Dunces, Youth in Revolt, ASOIAF

Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Evil Dead, Blue Velvet

Breaking Bad, BSG, Workaholics, Game of Thrones

Chairlift, The Knife, The Smiths, Grimes, Little Dragon

Love all kinds of food, especially Indian and Ethiopian

*The beans and rice and water and guns and assorted sundries that are in my grandma's post-rapture preparation basement
*My dear SO who you should totally make out with
*Our two dogs, who will make out with you whether you like it or not
*Vitamix
*Compooter
*I could totally live without my '76 orange Volvo station wagon, but I'd rather not

Trying not to think

In my underwear: watching a show or playing a vidya game
With clothes: Working, drinking, working and drinking

I peed my pants in school every year up until third grade because I thought the bathrooms were gross. (they were)

Also Big Pimpin is often playing on repeat in my head and I didn't choose this life

You think my boyfriend is hot
You think I am hot
You don't patronize people