I'm looking for an attractive single non Republican woman 33-46 years old (no exceptions) who is slim or slender (also no exceptions, unfortunately, that is important to me), callipygian, intelligent, kind and interesting- please respect those basic parameters, I'm not going to make exceptions. Someone who doesn't mind getting their hands dirty, as I always have some sort of project going - house, automotive, garden or otherwise. Also, someone who doesn't have and is open to the idea of not having children... as that's not in the cards for me anymore. I like kittens, puppies, baby goats, lambs, pinacate beetles, and I think Ruby the baby wombat is adorable. Human babies? Not so much. I'm passionate about the environment and the future of the planet, and I think we all have to make sacrifices before we reach the point of no return. I have a healthy scepticism regarding human behavior and intelligence. The planet's climate is rapidly changing for the worse- it's painfully obvious to anyone with eyes a few neurons upstairs- and yet humans carry on, like demented puppets, fiddling in some absurd play while Rome slowly burns. This is going to end quite badly for humans in the not too distant future. Wake up already!
I've met a lot of nice people online, but as yet no one that sets my heart aflame. I guess my life is pretty good just the way it is and I've come this far alone, so it hardly seems to make sense to settle at this point....but I'm guessing many of you are feeling the same way. Right?
If I read another profile from a"fashionista" or a "yogini" describing her love for shopping, Vegas and reality TV I just may draw a bath and slit my wrists. Surely there are some quality non brain dead people in the area? I'd love to hear from you if you exist.
Also, please keep in mind that some of my snarky sarcastic comment in the questions section are just that: snarky sarcastic comments, mostly tongue in cheek, but with a kernel of truth in them. Many are not meant to be interpreted concretely. It's called dry humour to those who don't know.
And another thing. If you're IM'ing me from China, the Phillipines, or Romania, please don't.
I don't care if your IQ is 180 and you're amazingly beautiful, if you write to me something like "U know wot U want," I'm going to just assume you're an idiot and ignore you.