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miwiau0111

31 Milwaukee, WI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***** I'm taken! Found my awesome girl. =) *****

Short Version

I'm awesome. I'm looking for an awesome girl. Together our awesomeness would be truly remarkable! =)

Longer Version

Allow myself to introduce... myself... My name is Mike. My close friends call me Mikey. BE FOREWARNED: If we ever meet, you're liable to drown in the vastness of my blue-green eyes. ;) I have blonde hair, but I keep it really short, since it continues to fall out. Don't let that dissuade you, though. I rock the $hit out of my hair cut, and I more than make up for it with my ENORMOUS...brain (and conversation skillz).

As my friends would tell you, I’m not easily embarrassed, and I’m not afraid to make a complete dork of myself to get a laugh. I love being goofy and have an annoying knack to find the humor in every situation. I'm fairly quick witted (for a blonde ;), and I can be sarcastic at times, so hopefully you can dish it out as well as you can take it. I'm a very driven and ambitious person who strives to achieve the best of everything out of life. The ability to communicate openly and honestly about anything and everything is, in my opinion, one of the most important things to having a successful relationship.

I'd like to find a woman who is intelligent, honest, fit, easy-going, mature, fun-loving, and attractive who enjoys being physically active and likes to try new things. A GREAT sense of humor and a love for laughter are a MUST.

I hate drama, so if you're in to playing games, please move along. Want to know more? Just ask! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to the Milwaukee area in March 2012 to pursue my dream job. I love the Milwaukee area, and now that I've begun to get settled, I'm ready to find that special someone to share my life with. =)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...communicating. My grammar and spelling are decent for an engineer, and I'm fairly personable. I like to make eye contact when I speak with people, and I am also good at picking up on verbal queues and body language during conversation. My communication skills also help facilitate conflict resolution.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor and my light-hearted personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wow, that's a lot to cram into this little section. Here are the Cliffs Notes:

Books - Not a big reader, honestly...

Movies - I don't have any particular favorites. I like pretty much anything with Will Ferrell, and have a ton of useless one-liners memorized from the Austin Powers movies and other random flicks. Someday I'd like to have a conversation using nothing but movie quotes, but I digress...

Shows - Walking Dead, The Office, Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld

Music - I like lots of stuff. On my iPod I have lots of country, 80's hair metal, 90's alternative, classical (yes, seriously), and some other random pop songs.

Food - Sushi is probably my latest fav food. I'm the least picky eater EVER. The only food I don't like are olives. Even those I will eat, if forced. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

1) a two wheel motorized vehicle
2) a smartphone
3) a parachute (and an airplane)
4) sunshine
5) water (both for drinking and leisurely activities)
6) Someday, [Your Name Here] =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what I would do if I ever ran across a sack full of money and a sack full of puppies, both of which are dangling from a tree limb hanging over a cliff. Each sack is mere seconds away from plummeting hundreds of feet onto the jagged rocks below, and I can only save one.

My heart tells me to save the puppies, but my logic tells me I can buy a shit-load of puppies with that sack full of money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a freckle on the tip of my penis. BOOYAH! Bet you weren't expecting THAT! :P

Okay, seriously, we probably won't get along if you're not comfortable with some playful sexual humor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are awesome.
...you have a great smile.
...you love to laugh.
...you understand sarcasm.
...you enjoy being physically active.
...you deserve to be treated with respect.
...you are honest, faithful, and trustworthy.