Hey! I'm Megan. I'm super white with a taste for hood. Haha! I'm really up for anything once...except speedballing, heard that didn't end so well for River Phoenix. I love the Bulls and the Cubs, but I will go to a Sox game if it's fireworks night and we can drink cheap beer. I don't really wear those sweet glasses in my profile picture, but I can if you're into that sort of thing.

Making thousands of people laugh daily. No, really! It's awesome. Ask me about it.

writing (not about myself), daydrinking, going on walks, watching tv, cooking food-but only on the stovetop...don't like ovens much, having fun.

"Who's that white girl with a black girls ass?"

Shows-30 Rock, Golden Girls, Parks and Rec, Family Guy...I have a guilty pleasure for watching reality shows on the e! network. I know....they're awful.

Music-I have everything from Frank Sinatra to Tupac on my itunes. I'm not much into country music, but who is?

Food- I enjoy a good taco, a nice sushi roll, chicken, etc...

Movies-Any movie that keeps my attention. Same with books.

-My laptop

-My cat

-Music

-Vacations

-Alcohol

-My heart

how Wendy Williams ever became famous. Yuck.

probably just relaxing...but Saturday night is a different story.

I'm an open book really.

you know how to have a good time!