I find intelligence quite attractive, even more so than anything physical, really. And I like men who can write (as I am obviously fluent in English...That's a joke, by the way, I'm an American). Seriously, though, men who can really "talk" turn me on. I have no patience for stupidity, so if you think I want to jump into an online sexual relationship with you because I talk about sex here, then that lumps you in my "stupid" corner. I like sex and I like reading and writing about it. That doesn't mean that I'll present to anything that has a penis (although there are times.... *grinning*). And if you know how and why I used the word "present" in this summary, you just moved to the front of the line and need to contact me. Seriously.
I'm in an S&M relationship. Read: BDSM (look it up if you don't know...a little education goes a long way). And, LORD JESUS don't mention 50 Shades of Shinola to me...THAT illiterate mountain of drivel, if I hear it touted ONE more time, is liable to make me explode!!! Good GOD is there so much more wonderful S&M literature out there that is actually READABLE and has substance and a modicum of reality!! Ugh!
Okay...calming down now...
Ahem...where was I before I nutted up? Oh, yeah! I talk about sex...A LOT...Everyone is entitled to their likes, dislikes and opinions, but I'm letting you know ahead of time that I'm into some kinky stuff, so don't contact me if that will offend you!
Please note that I AM OWNED BY A MASTER already and am therefore NOT SEEKING A MASTER/DOMINANT. I am also NOT A DOMINANT, so I am NOT LOOKING FOR A SUBMISSIVE, unless you are a female looking for a Master...in which case THE ONE WHO OWNS ME would be interested in you, not me...
Please, don't contact me if you have problems with my lifestyle, religious hang-ups that are in opposition to me or what I'm doing with my life, or are so insecure in your own life that you feel aggravating me will make you feel more important. I'll just put you on my "iggy" list. I want open-minded people to write me, that's why I make sure my initial paragraph tells you all you need to know before you think you're interested in me!
A bit of an update (wow is my profile aggressive): I'm not nearly so bitchy in person, I swear (unless you're behind me naked, in which case the arching and whining MIGHT make you wonder *wink*). This profile was updated when I'd just simply had enough of the retards IMing and e-mailing me. Jeez what I wouldn't give for a world-wide class on how to follow directions!
Anywhoot, if you like to have fun, like to chat, and have any measure of intelligence, I'm the gal for a quick e-mail. If you're local, I'm semi-looking...but (per the above and below) my situation is...interesting...to say the least. If you're looking for simple: look on elsewhere! I am anything BUT simple (intelligence-wise or relationship-wise).