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30 M Throop, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name's Mike. I'm a pretty laid back guy and real easy to get along with. I'm quiet (at first), honest(always, but with tact), and fairly easy to please. I enjoy the simple things in life and being with people who have a positive outlook on life. I'm not a party animal and I don't enjoy being around people who need alcohol and/or drugs to have a good time or simply cope on a day to day basis. I believe in family, trust, and appreciating all aspects of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently relocated back to my home state of PA after living in VA (Virginia Beach to be exact) for 7 years. Grew up in Gouldsboro, now I'm living in the Scranton area. Would be great to meet someone down to earth, nice, beautiful inside and out, and get myself acclimated to the area!

Oh, and I work full-time in Wilkes-Barre.
I’m really good at
Writing and social interacting. I've been in the retail business for about 12 years so I know how to converse with the public and listen to people. That's not to say I'm not a shy person, though, because I definitely can be. Haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
My morbid sense of humor and having this ability to make people laugh. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Too many to list. I will, however, list some recent notables. The Dark Knight - There was a period in my life when I was almost obsessed with that movie. Hahaha. Inglourious Basterds - you're looking at a big QT mark, and I can say with brimming confidence that Basterds is his finest film since Pulp Fiction.

Books: I'm currently reading the Scot Harvath series by Brad Thor. I'm an admitted Potter nut, and I don't really give a damn who knows it. Haha. Let's see... I also love reading David Baldacci's works. I'm big into crime thrillers.

Music: I love hard rock, metal, alternative/grunge metal, and hip-hop. Again, my affection for music runs deeper than the characters alloted on this section of my page. Once you get to know me you'll discover my tastes. ;)
The six things I could never do without
- Family & Friends
- Sports & Sports Entertainment (Baseball, Football, Basketball, MMA, and Pro-Wrestling)
- Video Games
- Movies
- Music
- iPhone
- cursing
- being loud and obnoxious during sporting events
- my amazing math skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New and innovating ideas. Family, friends, and good times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately? Working. I know, it's awful. But, on my real "Fridays", aka the night before my days off, I find myself relaxing and recharging from the recent work-week. Perhaps playing some kind of video game, watching a movie, or writing some story that I've excavated deep within the multi-layered labyrinth of my wild imagination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Can't really think of anything at the moment.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You shouldn't contact me if you do most of the things on my turn-off list. A few I can handle since nobody is perfect. But if you're nodding your head as you read this saying out loud, "Haha!! That's me!!! LOL", then you probably shouldn't waste either of our time.

||Turn-Offs ||

- Presumptuous girls who judge you on superfluous things.

- Drama. Just... no.

- No car. I shouldn't be a glorified taxi in a relationship. Been in that situation before and it's beyond frustrating.

- Texting people continuously while on a date. It's rude and makes me think you'd rather be elsewhere. Unless your intention is to piss me off and never see me again, don't do it.

- Miscommunication. Don't tell me one thing when you're thinking another and act surprised when I can't read your mind. A lot of women do this and don't even realize how messed up it is. Say what you mean, mean what you say, and don't deliberately send me off course.

- GAMES. Ugh!

- The Houdini Act. Don't give me an Oscar winning performance on a date with me and lead me to believe you're having a great time, tell me you'll call/text me, and then don't for several weeks. And then when you do finally get around to contacting me, you basically go "Ta-Daaaa!!" as you reappear and act as if nothing happened. That's just not right, so don't pull that lame sh** on me.

- Forcing me to watch trash TV. This isn't exactly a deal breaker(lol), but it's annoying nonetheless. Haha.

- Dishonesty. This goes without saying, but don't lie to me about things that may impact our relationship in a serious way. Innocuous white lies are an everyday occurrence for most people, which is okay, (again, nobody is perfect), but if you do it on a consistent basis I may start to think something is up with you and begin to distrust you.

- Unwillingness to allow for some "Me-Time". I think we're all entitled to some of that once in a while, some more than most, others maybe not as often. Nevertheless, it shouldn't be an issue in a relationship.

So basically, if you're not like most of the things mentioned, and you like a husky guy with a great sense of humor, you want to be treated with respect (and possibly like a princess), then you should send me a message ASAP! :)